(He/Him/They/Them) Comedy is subjective. also butt stuff is subjective, but those who get it, get it. fears include birds.
Human Garbage
Joined July 2012
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Most people in France can't afford housing.
They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.
They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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It's knowing that this can't go on forever,
Likely one of us will have to spend some days alone,
Maybe we'll get forty years together,
But one day I'll be gone,
Or one day you'll be gone.
- "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell
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When I pass away, please beat the shit out of anyone who makes an AI pic of me.
Whoop em until their fingers fall off.
Fuck Buddy retweeted
I hope Eddie Kingston knows that so many of us believe in him and that there is a large portion of people he’ll never meet who want the best for him.
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There are people who REALLY loved ‘Man of Steel’ and they get to live amongst us like nothing is wrong
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New York post is so fucking lame.
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
This is fucking loser behavior.
Call me an idiot, but I just sent $25 directly to Elon Musk, the richest man in the world using @XMoney for no other reason than I just can. lol
