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Philly Eagles, NMFCW Greed & selfishness will never prevail

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Joined April 2012
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Justin Healey retweeted
Steve Bannon before and after the midterms. Another fantastic roast by the Stinkster!
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Sean Lock. A British comedy genius lost 😂
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Justin Healey retweeted
THIS is how it's done 🔥
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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Justin Healey retweeted
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
US President Trump has a meltdown after losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Indian-origin South African jurist Navi Pillay
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Justin Healey retweeted
Replying to @pjhelliar
@pjhelliar put this on another platform but not here. Great to see a male comic make a deep, principled and simply human video about this ongoing crisis.
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Replying to @Mrstanleycup
I am extremely disappointed, however I’m glad it’s over. We all knew what was gonna happen. I feel bad for The Phanatic. He’s unemployed. Anyone wanna help an old Alter Boy out? #Phillies #RingTheBell – at Lake Sarasota, FL
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BREAKING: With Red October officially over, the Phillie Phanatic has reportedly wasted no time reentering the workforce, interviewing at a Philadelphia Wawa less than 24 hours after his seasonal employment abruptly ended. Sources say his résumé lists 48 years of experience in creating chaos, dancing on dugouts, harassing umpires and operating a hot dog cannon with absolutely no OSHA oversight. His availability simply reads: “Immediately through March.” The interview reportedly went well until management asked where he sees himself in five years and he began violently gyrating next to the hoagie station. He remains a strong candidate. Management says anyone capable of handling 45,000 emotionally unstable Phillies fans should have no problem with the 2 a.m. Wawa crowd. @TMacPhils @JohnKruk
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Justin Healey retweeted
These Phillies can’t hurt me anymore, but that hasn’t stopped them from trying
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Couldn’t fucking agree more 💀
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Justin Healey retweeted
You go to other countries & act a fool. WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS Y'ALL 😭😭😭 many of us with brains despise Americans like this
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NO QUIT IN THIS TEAM
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Justin Healey retweeted
Robin Williams warned the US about Donald Trump and his links to Miss America Pageants and underage girls in 2012. Really should have listened.
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The census takes about 10 mins for an individual, which is longer than the vetting process for sex offenders seeking One Nation preselection.
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In 2003, the most hated team in the NBA did the kindest thing anyone has ever done on a basketball court. April 25, 2003. Rose Garden, Portland. Game 3 of the first round against Dallas. The Blazers are down 2-0 and facing elimination from the moment they wake up. That Blazers team had a nickname. The Jail Blazers. They were, at the time, maybe the least likable team in professional sports. Arrests. Suspensions. A roster full of guys the national media treated as villains. Portland fans were exhausted by them. Before the game, a 13 year old girl named Natalie Gilbert walks to center court to sing the national anthem in front of 19,980 people. What nobody in the building knew is that she was sick. She had the flu. She later said she just didn't feel like herself at all that day. She gets a few lines in. And then her brain goes blank. She sings "star's last gleaming" instead of "twilight's last gleaming," realizes it instantly, and stops. She looks around. She puts her hand to her face. Thirteen years old. Twenty thousand people. National television. Frozen. There is no worse feeling available to a human being. And then a man walks out of the Portland huddle. Maurice Cheeks, the head coach, minutes away from a playoff elimination game, leaves his team, walks across the floor, puts his arm around her shoulder and says, "C'mon." Then he starts singing with her. Now understand something. Maurice Cheeks cannot sing. At all. He is not remotely trying to rescue the performance. He's just refusing to let a kid stand there alone. He keeps his arm around her the whole way. He feeds her the next words. And within a few seconds, all 19,980 people in that building stand up and sing it with them. A moment that was going to define a little girl's life in the worst possible way became the exact opposite. Dan Patrick wrote at the time that Cheeks' simple actions had become the defining moment of the entire playoffs. They went on Jay Leno together. CNN. Good Morning America. It became one of the first truly viral NBA moments, years before that word meant anything. Portland lost the game. They lost the series. Cheeks finished his Blazers tenure with a fairly ordinary record and was eventually let go. Now here's the ending. In March 2025, almost 22 years later, Maurice Cheeks came back to Portland as an assistant coach with the New York Knicks. The Blazers found Natalie Gilbert. She's 35 now. Married. Goes by Natalie Zito. She's also, as it turns out, a Blazers season ticket holder. They brought her back to sing the anthem again. She nailed it. The whole building erupted. And the camera cut to Cheeks on the sideline, beaming like a proud father. The two of them met before the game and hugged. What she said afterward is why this story matters. She explained that she'd been made fun of a lot as a kid, and that in the moment she felt most helpless and hopeless, a stranger walked right over with no hesitation. "This moment changed my life." And then she said something even better. That she wouldn't go back and change any of it. That seeing him again and finding out he's still the same standup guy proved it was all real. Twenty two years. One arm around a shoulder. Follow @thesportsontap, we post a story like this every day.
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Justin Healey retweeted
Minor Threat Bottled Violence Rollerworks; Chatsworth, CA 1983
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Dave. Hughgesy. Mate. I feel that I, as a similarly aged male from Melbourne, like yourself - and a failed artists in our chosen fields - should speak to you, man-to-man, one-on-one. Shut the fuck up you droning, drizzling shit. You're a methier version of Drew Pavlou.
There is no way anyone paying attention can support this leader unless they are in on the corruption.
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Justin Healey retweeted
I'm crazy?
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Justin Healey retweeted
This song is brilliant on so many levels... 💕
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