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Miami, FL
Joined December 2008
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Noted, never fuck with a professional comedian. ☠️
Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
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I don’t know what’s going on lately. I keep having simple post get lots of impressions. The last one was like 120K, now this one is 2.5M.
Noted, never fuck with a professional comedian. ☠️
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Shame, shame, shame on Chappelle
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It’s weird, I live in Vice City and yet I haven’t gone out to see any of the signs. I loved the original Vice City, I bought a PS2 just to play it. I will play the new one when it comes to PC. But I wish I cared more about what’s going on now. I feel like I’m missing out. I guess I’m just old. Meh.
OMG I’M IN VICE CITY (not the game, just Miami) So wild there is Vice City *eVeRyThInG* everywhere!!!
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Hate on the spectrum ☠️ @SNLUpdate killed it 😂
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Does anyone else wonder if @elonmusk is so into smelling his own farts that he will ignore that even his most sycophantic fans (excluding Omar and John because they are too far gone) that are wondering if he’s gone mad? I’m sure he’s getting his yes man from somewhere else now. When franz and lars sell, it will be too late. Not a joke, been buying Tesla since 2012 and for the first time thinking about selling at least half of it soon. The ship’s rudder isn’t broken, it doesn’t exist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Elon flees to Texas to avoid Democrats…. and then
🤖 Made with AI
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I mean, I’m sure this guy is an asshole, but in this video he just returned an equal and opposite force. 🤷‍♂️
This is UFC CEO Dana White engaging in a physical altercation with his wife, Anne White, during a New Year’s Eve celebration at a nightclub in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. This is the man who Trump wants to be the White House press secretary.
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Well it can't actually unfollow fully automated yet, but gives me a link to click. Got to use it today for @SeekUpUF. Thanks @bot!
I setup a Petty X Bot to unfollow anyone that unfollows me. Love not having to do this manually anymore.
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I guess he forgot to delete this one
Replying to @m1stergino
I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.
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Happy "No More Getting 20 Political Spam Text A Day" Day!
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Being short Nasdaq futures right now is not offsetting the $TSLA drop.
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Well looks like amendment 3 passed in Florida, but at least now I can drive 150 MPH on the palmetto expressway and not worry about getting a ticket.
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Well now @elonmusk knows what it feels like to be a Roadster reservation holder. Spend a shit ton of money and have nothing to show for it.
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Team no pedos
So, did you vote Democrat or pedophile?
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I guess there is voter fraud in Florida because Byron won. We need a recount.
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Did Elon tell us the election results yet?
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I think these elites have overestimated how far they can push people. Yes, it has worked before, where people will vote against their own financial self interest because of their feelings on social issues. But now the financial situation is so bad people are changing their minds.
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Justin retweeted
Abundance for all.
An all time X response.
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