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Stand up comedian. mic fiddler.

Milwaukee, WI
Joined January 2009
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St. Louis!
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You remember when Ray Charles put that diss track out about Stevie Wonder? Me neither.
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Let's get that CTE test going. 馃憖
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friends & I decided to see some #standupcomedy in Vegas last night--Sunday night in Vegas?--expectations not high. HOWEVER, we got to see not 1 but 2 comedians with #KC roots @IamChrisPorter & @JustinLeon both hilariously clever! Not just saying bc both are part of #ChiefsKingdom
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Dwight Howard is the type of person homophobes are deathly afraid of, if Dwight wants to suck it, its probably getting sucked! 馃槅
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If you don鈥檛 know who needs to hear this, then shut the fuck up.
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Do unto others as them muhfuckas do unto you.
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My toxic trait is that I don鈥檛 think I have any toxic traits.
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Tattoos are supposed to hurt.
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Please don鈥檛 mistake my kindness for kindness.
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The darker the window tint, the shittier the driver.
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If your dog needs a sweater, you need to put it down.
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I got a feeling y鈥檃ll getting Gods pronouns wrong.
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Christmas break is the time of year teachers should ask for donations. Id pay extra to send her back early. #parenting
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There is not enough melatonin in the world to handle Christmas break. #parenting
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Wearing shorts in snowy weather is little dick energy.
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Good things happen to good people. Bad things happen to everyone.
I love that you can just tell old people that you didn鈥檛 get their text and they accept it as truth.
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