Misanthropic optimist who loves cilantro & champagne
Asheville, NC
Joined July 2010
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This is an actual nightmare for women
Florida will now require rape and incest victims to show “documents” to prove they got raped.
If they can’t provide them, the government will mandate they give birth to their rapist’s child. people.com/health/rape-inces…
In my Dolores Umbridge era (hearing the steady stream of shrieking noise coming from my neighbor’s yard and thinking to myself “You know, I really hate children”)
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are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up
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me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance
me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames
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Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"
And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"
My favorite part of awards season is seeing what @tomandlorenzo have to say about the fashion and general vibe of each look
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all i want is to be independently wealthy & universally loved, is that too much to ask??
The Golden Globes allowing Jennifer Coolidge to ramble on for 10 minutes and then cutting off a non-native English speaker when he wins an actual award? C’mon
And I love her, but the bits should take backseat to the speeches from those being honored. Especially when they aren’t particularly funny bits
#GoldenGlobes
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George Santos said he will vote "yes" on the MAGA House Rules Package. The House Rules Package will essentially dismantle the Ethics Committee. In other words, Santos will no longer be investigated by the Ethics Committee. It is an abomination that he was sworn into Congress.
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This is literally how Liz found Tracey on 30 Rock – at Manhattan, NY
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