Kaci McNally

Nothing is more of a bitch than a double knot

It’s hard being a bruh girl on dating apps bc you end up wanting to hang… but like not in a romantic way

It’s just me and Siri against the world

This high functioning anxiety really be turning into low functioning anxiety

*tells a story about high school* My preceptor: “so did you go to a public school?” Ahh didn’t know it was so apparent

The only time I’ve ever been an over achiever is when I meet my stand goal sitting down

I was much more motivated when I had to get all my stuff done by 7 pm on a Thursday night

Not well Louis, not well

#BestBarJohnnyKaws #BestBarJohnnyKaws

The earth is thawing and so are my allergies

Let’s play a game where if you have to guess my name you buy me a drink

All these kids saying you are an adult at 20, like wtf we do to you??

Living alone, rolling blackouts, and being afraid of the dark are not the best combination for me but probably not the worst that I have experienced

I hope for all the ID’s I’ve lost there are under age me’s running around the ‘ville Make the name proud all 5 of you

Not with these gas prices

Today is the day Wizard of Oz is streamed at every school in Kansas

Nothing like a “review” day to make you realize you know nothing lmao

Does honey have any discounts for tuition?

All you can ever hope is that everyone was just as drunk as you were

How will I know when I find the ~the one~ you ask? Easy When they give me more emotions than when I’m listening to One Direction and I’m not settling