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It’s so funny seeing the same shaving techniques being advertised, hated on, then advertised again, cause wdym epilators are “back in” when you same people were calling it a torture device one summer ago

my neighbors kinda scare me cause the last time I went to the block party EVERY single person I ran into said “Wow, you’re just in time for dessert!” and directed me towards the chocolate cake

Why is there a downside to sleeping on literally any surface of your body do I have to be floating to have a good rest nowadays

I need a massage so bad my neck is genuinely stiffer than a board and my whole spine cracks every time I bend over

My managers play around too much I don’t really mind quitting or getting fired bro

why do vacuums never work

everyone in my life rn is high on crack my now ex friend got back with her rapist ex bf and my other friend lied to her manager that her house burned down then my other ex friend gave her 100 MG OF WEED and now she’s passed out in some persons home bc her dad was gonna bha

Always fucks me up when people see any election map of illinois and say “I never knew illinois was so red”. Like, you mean the 5 people who don’t live up north lol?? Every rural area in the US is red because no one lives there