𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody )

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⠀ ah…no? of course you are entitled to try. i would never stop you, my dear. ⠀

⠀ would she be down for me walking in holding my head? sometimes my noggin just doesn’t stay on properly - …i think you might be right. i should probably go see her. ⠀

⠀ xn--vecna-pqs.xn--6ii/ oh baby girl, you’re like a disco ball, and i love that about you. ⠀

⠀ ….im sure she is a lovely therapist - ⠀

⠀ amore mio… i love you, but i do not believe that is physically possible. ⠀

⠀ apparently, i’m going to be pregnant by the end of the night. stranger things have happened, i suppose. ⠀

⠀ SCARED KAZOO NOISES???? YOU ARE — WHAT?! ⠀

⠀ your wife is either a therapist or a liar, and honestly, it seems like she could be either. ⠀

⠀ that blasted new papa… has…has everyone forgotten me? ⠀

⠀ ah yes, that is…typically the answer he receives whenever he brings out his kazoo. pity, it’s a good instrument. ⠀

⠀ well, at least we can make sad noises together. what a pair we make. ⠀

⠀ do my sad kazoo noises not give it away? i am … FEELING. ⠀

⠀ sad kazoo noises. ⠀

⠀ as ( if ) she could get away from him.. hands immediately grip her waist, pulling her against him. a kiss is pressed to her cheek and he smiles. “ ah, there she is.. i missed you. ” ⠀