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Wife, Mother, Patriot @LockheedMartin

Columbus, OH
Joined July 2012
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Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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Whenever I vote and see people running unopposed I think "I could run for that!" But I fear I have posted too much
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Guy at work made me take out my headphone just to say "sometimes when im super busy, I just tell people to give me a second" then turned away. I cant do this for 40 more years man
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In the crowd at this Earl Sweatshirt show
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I have been poisoned by my enemies
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I have an instagram theory that sounds insane Brands are hiring people who are a lil weird looking on purpose to promote their products because comments get picked up by the algorithm, and they dont care that its 100% comments of people making fun of the influencer.
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Google flights is so evil dude this round trip flight went from 1k to 1.5 because I refreshed the page
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People on your commute to work are constently innovating in the field of getting into traffic disrupting car accidents
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Paid $17 for a kettle one and soda last night genuinely all cocktail bars must be destroyed
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Insane, never seen anything remotely like it. If youre even remotely curious you gotta see this
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In highschool a cop stuck his whole head into my car and started questioning me about the plastic wrapper in my cup holder, made me show it to him, was from a cosmic brownie
One time a cop asked how much weed I had on me, when I said none he asked “are you sure? What’s up with that grinder in the glove box?” I held it up for him, and said “what, you mean this tire-pressure gauge?” He did not like that
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"Most" and its a hyper specific group of individuals within your online bubble
“i use dude/bro all the time for everyone. it’s gender neutral.” oh, okay……. sure. but, do you realize that makes most people uncomfortable? like, you are making a bad first impression with literally 75% of the people you meet. that… doesn’t bother you?
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If you believe this is real I sincerely think you should not be allowed to vote
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Invited an assortment of friends from very different friend groups to go back to Vietnam with me for lunar new year and surprisingly a few said yes
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I dont like "folks" I cant explain why, just hate hearing it
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Every workplace has that one guy who just sounds like hes taking poison damage 24/7
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There has to be some explanation why I, a person of what id say is average intelligence, is able to complete simple tasks faster than 99% of the population. Why is it taking people 15 seconds to enter a 4 digit pin, why cant they decide which type of gas they need in under 30?
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You go in your buddies kitchen and make yourself a baked potato and suddenly youre the bad guy. Potatoes are like 25 cents stfu Danny
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I saw this guy at ren fair and shouted "anomalocaris!" And my fiends looked at me likd I was insane.
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