
Wife, Mother, Patriot @LockheedMartin
Columbus, OH
Joined July 2012
- Tweets35K
- Following627
- Followers858
- Likes80.5K
Pinned Tweet
The book is done!
etsy.com/listing/1633021459/…
Whenever I vote and see people running unopposed I think
"I could run for that!"
But I fear I have posted too much
Guy at work made me take out my headphone just to say "sometimes when im super busy, I just tell people to give me a second" then turned away.
I cant do this for 40 more years man
I have an instagram theory that sounds insane
Brands are hiring people who are a lil weird looking on purpose to promote their products because comments get picked up by the algorithm, and they dont care that its 100% comments of people making fun of the influencer.
Google flights is so evil dude this round trip flight went from 1k to 1.5 because I refreshed the page
People on your commute to work are constently innovating in the field of getting into traffic disrupting car accidents
In highschool a cop stuck his whole head into my car and started questioning me about the plastic wrapper in my cup holder, made me show it to him, was from a cosmic brownie
"Most" and its a hyper specific group of individuals within your online bubble
Invited an assortment of friends from very different friend groups to go back to Vietnam with me for lunar new year and surprisingly a few said yes
There has to be some explanation why I, a person of what id say is average intelligence, is able to complete simple tasks faster than 99% of the population.
Why is it taking people 15 seconds to enter a 4 digit pin, why cant they decide which type of gas they need in under 30?
You go in your buddies kitchen and make yourself a baked potato and suddenly youre the bad guy. Potatoes are like 25 cents stfu Danny
















