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Joined December 2010
highs and lows
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for halloween i'm going to be asleep
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you could be simmering in the deepest layer of hell and here comes dylan
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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that guy spongebob was so crazy
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Worry often gives small things a big shadow. Let’s enjoy every moment.
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finally unfollowed someone i've been following for years because they have the ugliest most disgusting dog i've ever seen. im tired of being subjected to it. I don't have to do this to myself any more
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being tortured rn in ways they couldn't even fathom during the medieval times (updating my resume)
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2.5 cutwaters had me at the function like this
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when i need a self esteem boost i call my mom and do a standup routine she's so easy to make laugh
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whenever i have a good day i feel like it’s my last day before i get put down
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watching videos of domesticated beavers choosing their lumber from a human-curated stag of logs so i don't kms
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on facetime teaching my niece how to brush her hair like i didn't just have the worst day of my life
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hopefully corporate america dies soon
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and also me
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he has nothing on me i've been in the game
Rams WR Davante Adams shows off his purple Taco Bell card, which only he and Kevin Hart have: “It is unlimited, and I can get $7M worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted.”
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should i have been eating a bean burrito at this age? when are babies supposed to start solids and are they supposed to start with burrito
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oooh I love this song! it fills me with a profound sadness!
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