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My husband is out, so like a nice wife, I sent him a text warning him that I’m in a “pissy mood.” Unfortunately pissy autocorrected to pussy, and now he’s going to be severely disappointed when he gets home 😂
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i've been awake for twenty minutes and already disagree with several things.
So this would have been hilarious, except I have a device AT WORK.
And it was not my kids who told Alexa to do it, it was MY HUSBAND 🤦🏼♀️🙃
Finn is pretty excited about the game today!! 💙🩶 #OnePride
Well, well, well - would you look at that?!?!? 💛💙〽️ #GoBlue
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I’d rather have a president who isn’t a piece of shit than $5,000. Thanks.
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I get it. I didn't think there was time left watching it live because that's what NBC was telling us.
But since then, the MAC released a statement demanding transparency; the Big Ten released an explanation that included the video/audio from the review; and the MAC thanked them and agreed with the process and call.
If you're still mad, screaming conspiracy, or whatever else, you just want your bias confirmed. Opinions should evolve with facts. We haven't seen a process this transparent by a sports body, I'd say, ever, unless someone else has a better example.
Did Michigan deserve to win after that entire game? That's a different question, but man, there's no conspiracy with the call, quite the opposite in fact.
I get that it was an exciting ending - but that game was a fucking DISASTER. No one should be happy about that. 💛💙〽️
Since graduation, 18 has been interning at a real estate company - and today, he passed the real estate licensing exam! He starts as an agent on Monday 🥰🥳❤️
Potus has finally turned his attention to the pressing nat’l emergency of . . . renaming a fucking lake.
Thank God. I was worried he might waste his time on trivial shit like the cost of living, the nat’l debt, or keeping us out of wars 🙄
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Dear Canada,
A plurality of the dumbest dumbfucks who ever dumbed put a draft dodger, business cheat, sexual abuser, traitor, fucking idiot, felon and fraud back in the very office he tried to steal.
They do not represent those of us with brain cells.
Sincerely,
Sane America


















