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Kevin Ryan

@KMRyanTri

Professional triathlete and coach of the Swimchester Sailfish and @LexHipposTri

 Lexington, KY USA
Joined April 2011
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The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function. trib.al/HMseVbR
A ‘gas station’ for farts? This Georgia teacher says it’s a classroom win-win

A ‘gas station’ for farts? This Georgia teacher says it’s a classroom win-win

The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function.

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Happy Birthday John Cena
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And if there is a bag of cat litter, it’s so the kids have a way to use the bathroom during a school shooter lockdown
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does anyone have an invite code to taste the amontillado montresor recently acquired?
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Born August 15, 1972, Oscar-winning actor and director Ben Affleck is 18,530 days old, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @BenAffleck! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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Yui🌙@yyli3518 Mar 2023
Last night, Kentucky senior Lauren Poole was honored with the Women's Division I Swimming Elite 90 award—a title given to the swimmer at NCAAs with the highest cumulative GPA. This accolade doesn't get as much attention as the swimming trophies, but it's equally impressive 👏
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*Sept. 21, 1971
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Born Sept. 12, 1971, actor Luke Wilson is 18,530 days old today. That's how old Wilford Brimley was on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Luke! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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Also born Sept. 8, 1971, is actor Martin Freeman. He too is 18,530 days old, the same age as Wilford Brimley on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @Marfrman! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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How do you help your child become a champion? Chill out! Here are 9 lessons that I wish every parent knew when it came to supporting their child’s athletic and academic pursuits:
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Did last weekend's racing inspire you to chase after your own 70.3 PR? We can help you get there - in just 10 weeks! triathlete.com/10-weeks-to-y…
10 Weeks To Your Best 70.3

10 Weeks To Your Best 70.3

Coach Jim Vance’s complete training program gives you the tools you’ll need to race a half-Iron - from workouts to technique to race selection and bike fit! Coach Jim Vance’s complete training...

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Those damn gophers
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The suspect told police he intended to use the devices for groundhog holes. kentucky.com/news/local/crim…
Traffic check at an Eastern Kentucky park leads police to find homemade bombs

Traffic check at an Eastern Kentucky park leads police to find homemade bombs

The suspect told an officer he intended to use the bombs for groundhog holes, according to a police report.

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How do you explain these to the guy at the urinal next to you?
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Reminder that the United States of America is so young that President John Tyler, notorious slaveowner and champion of slavery — he served as President 1841-1845 — had a father who was Thomas Jefferson’s college roommate and now a living grandson, who is a 93-year-old Virginian:
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I bet they run the…triangle offense
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Trilogy’s Isaiah Briscoe had a BLAZING BIG3 debut. Dropping 28 of his team’s 50 points, and securing the Week 1 win! 👁
Here's a proof that Tolkien's Middle-Earth is not flat
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3753 Cruithne also known as Earth's 2nd Moon doesn't actually orbit Earth and is not a Moon. Instead it orbits the Sun in a 1 to 1 orbital resonance with Earth.
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I thought we’d already established that Jitterbug at gas stations was lethal.
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He was a shining star of a tight-knit group of rising Black male models in London. Why did he die at the hands of another model? nyti.ms/3dILzO2
The Tragedy of Harry Uzoka (Published 2021)

The Tragedy of Harry Uzoka (Published 2021)

He was a shining star of a tight-knit group of rising Black male models in London. Why did he die at the hands of another model?

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Govern me, Daddy.
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@GovAndyBeshear12 Apr 2021
This morning I committed to removing most capacity restrictions for venues, retail, restaurants, bars and events that hold 1,000 or fewer patrons when 2.5 million Kentuckians are vaccinated. Let's do this Kentucky➡️vaccine.ky.gov #ShotofHope
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Even more phallic than the average rocket
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Watch Starship high-altitude test live → spacex.com/vehicles/starship nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1OwxWVgPa…
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