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Joined October 2010
So uh, this happened! Berlin has been the best
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The fact the Olympics are being in held in Paris, the place Princess Diana died. Absolutely disgusting
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To try and top The Queen and James Bond at the London opening ceremony I hope Macron meets Asterix and then gets shot out of a canon.
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Get Daft Punk to make a comeback for the finale then they fly up the Eiffel Tower and one of them takes their helmet off and it’s Celine Dion and the other one takes their helmet off and it’s also Celine Dion
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This police K9 bit an officer for being too aggressive toward protesters at a pro-Palestinian rally in Amsterdam. 14/10
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Yo #DerbyTwitter are we all on threads now? I want to know when the hydra is going to be this year because we are gonna come to the states 😍
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Our precious little boy has been in the emergency vets since Tuesday. He's had major spinal surgery. I miss him so much.. also panicking at how we are going to afford the bill 😭😭
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Same script, different cast.
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Rishi Sunak certainly seems pretty pissed off with whoever it is who's been running the country recently #CPC23
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Me missing derby hell drama with the mrda screenshots
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Louder for those at the back
I noticed that #IStandWithRoisinMurphy is trending so I looked up what she said. Puberty blockers have been publically available since 1988 and were designed to treat precocious puberty. They are still being used for that purpose now. Her comment was irresponsible. 1/6
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Apparently I ordered the wrong tyre to the garage despite having the website tell me it was the right tyre so now I look stupid EVEN THO I changed the tyre all by myself in the first place because I am a strong, independent queer😭
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My heart goes out to the blockers that just tried to goat KP #99. Rest in peace.
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“Any attempt by government to prevent them from cutting their hair or using a different name and pronouns is authoritarian and discriminatory in the extreme.” diva-magazine.com/2023/07/21…
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KP 🛼 retweeted
Many of my favourite people in my life are non-binary 💛🤍💜🖤 I'd do everything to make the world a kinder place for them
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loving Dr Pepper is a symptom of autism and nobody can change my mind
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I've got that " actually maybe I am shit at roller derby" post game feels ,😩
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Finally doing it: getting the wheels in motion to sell our house 😬
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have zoom meetings always started with everyone talking about how sick they have been
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