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“You’re cut from a different cloth” they say. “Yes, I am”, it’s watered silk.” Anglo-Catholic. House of Khan 💛🖤

Uptown, DC
Joined September 2021
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“Style is something each of us already has; all we need to do is find it.”—Diane, sometime Princess von Fürstenberg Still finding my style. Some stops along the way in 2024, with plans for more in 2025 and onward.
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They saw how the internet gagged and called her to come back, and the new music is so catchy!! I aspire to have this much aura a 73. Chaka Khan is a goddess ❤️‍🔥
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You ponks are so weird. This man is beautiful. What a weird way to call someone ugly when he also has a lovely body. Yuck
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a lot of love to give, only if given the chance to give it and given it in return
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this is why you were stuck in traffic for 40 min getting home this week
Couple of Corvettes running exhibition laps down the Penn Ave straight
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This race is stupid. I unapologetically say this. I luv the city, work in the city, luv sports, and overall want the city to wildly succeed. This ain’t it. It’s a POTUS vanity project for a niche sport (not even NASCAR, which actually has fans) that virtually no residents giv a shit about. Will cost millions for city worker OT, cause traffic hell. I’m not budging from this position. 😬
TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE? 🏎️🏁 Drivers heading into downtown D.C. this weekend should expect more traffic headaches as the most extensive road restrictions tied to the Freedom 250 Grand Prix take effect. wjla.com/news/local/grand-pr…
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Randy, yall slowing down peoples commutes for this bullshit?
An @IndyCar rides through the Washington D.C. Metro system ahead of the Freedom 250 Grand Prix.
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I really do love the normalized morbidness in catholicism, like yes please scare the internet evangelical guitarist with saint agatha’s skull
This is not Christianity.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video shows the skull of Saint Agatha, a 3rd-century Christian martyr, being placed in her reliquary in Catania for the 900th anniversary of her relics' return. Veneration of relics is a long-established practice of the Catholic Church, Christianity's largest branch. facebook.com/EWTNVatican/po…
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Sinners so goated I didn’t realise this was a hate tweet
Reminder: this movie holds the record for the most Academy Award nominations in cinema history.
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This is partly why some of my friends think Catholicism is insane But it's also partly why it makes 1000% sense to my friends that I'm Catholic
This is not Christianity.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video shows the skull of Saint Agatha, a 3rd-century Christian martyr, being placed in her reliquary in Catania for the 900th anniversary of her relics' return. Veneration of relics is a long-established practice of the Catholic Church, Christianity's largest branch. facebook.com/EWTNVatican/po…
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4 years of RENAISSANCE
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Update: Biden gas (9/11/24) vs Trump gas (5/5/26)
Biden gas vs trump gas
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being discrete with alcohol around children is truly a lost art in the community
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Black life
what's it called when you have enough trauma to be evil but actively choose not to.
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Rock is a Black genre. Its roots trace to Black pioneers like Chuck Berry, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and Little Richard. This isn’t about joining. it’s about reclaiming a whitewashed legacy.
Black folks in rock are straight-up unmatched >>>>>>> Let me go check out his music rn 😮‍💨🔥
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DC is only a walkable city in certain parts of the city but y’all don’t leave Mt. Pleasant so you wouldn’t fucking know that. Ward 7 and 8 ain’t walkable bitch
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People like this are the people who we should make famous
Meet the 15-year-old Je’raevion King, a Black Teen who Saves His Family from a House Fire, But Suffers Severe Third-Degree Burns to his arms, legs, and back.
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I want this person removed from DC
I have Found the best restaurant in DC
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Donald Trump is OPENLY calling to suspend elections so MAGA can rig them. That’s how democracy ends.
The president demands election results be thrown out so Republicans win more seats
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There are two Washington, DCs. One that is fighting like hell to close 18th Street in Adams Morgan to car traffic. The other that is fighting like hell for BASIC needs— convenient quality groceries, an adequately staffed and operating hospital for 150k ppl and safe streets.
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i wish we got to see black trans women with their privileges and acclaims
Thinking about this generation of trans kids who were allowed to transition as minors and are now thriving adults
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