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Joined November 2010
Well well well..
Rice will never smile like this at Arsenal
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Replying to @bigwillySZN
Say it louder. If you have to break down the door to get in, you’re just going to spend the whole relationship guarding the entrance.
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Easy, the short answer TikTok. The moment women viewed relationships as a transaction and made it about money instead of love. When you started taking relationship advice from prostitutes and Pinocchio girls that’s when y’all completely lost the plot. When relationships became more about sex in exchange for money than building a partnership women lost. I saw exactly when women became a liability.
An entire generation of men now sees women as a liability rather than a life partner. How did we get to a point where love feels like a burden? 🤦🏾‍♀️
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You want guys in there 30s to date you in your 30s but you refused to date them when you were in your 20s, do you think guys are fools?
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A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner 🏆 #ballondor
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Caicedo hearing there’s an award called Ya shin
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please help my sister and her friend get better and put us in your prayers too🥹🙏🏾 every naira goes a long way in helping them better🙏🏾 0284725262 Igwe Glory Wema Bank
please everyone my sisters are still in so much pain and discomfort and we’re still in need of money so they can walk again and enjoy life again please help save Ada and Joy 0284725262 Igwe Glory Wema Bank
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C'mon let's not pretend like he didn't do great in the Premier League, where he won three golden boots and is the second all-time goal scorer for the league.
Harry Kane winning this award is a slap to better CF like Suarez, Lewandowski, Aguero, Haaland, etc that never won it, I guess all you have to do to win this award is move to Bayern or PSG now, football is forever cooked. The award rewards playing in inferior leagues
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I laugh at Dimpey's TikTok vuds before they even start playing. ☺️
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I don’t understand men who keep pursuing women who clearly don’t like them. Even if you win, look what you’ve won. Someone you had to beg, and that is going to be the nature of the relationship, you begging for everything
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You have to and use water afterwards damn y'all be walking around with sh.t! 🤦🏽‍♂️
for those with OCD: you don't have to wipe until the toilet paper is clear
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I don’t care how freaky In love you are with a man, never send him videos of you masturbating
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Replying to @AsakyGRN
See Pastors can get away with saying almost anything just be playing piano softly at the background. It's like the main brain wash is the piano music playing at the background.
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🚨🔥 DIOMANDE LE HA HECHO UN REGATE A LAMINE YAMAL Y LE HA CAMBIADO HASTA EL CÓDIGO POSTAL 🍿 El heredero de Messi buscando rivales y hoy le han hecho un túnel que todavía está buscando la salida. MUCHO TIKTOK, MUCHO HUMO Y POCA GASOLINA. 😂
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If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Jamie Carragher? 🤔
can’t play 328 games in the prem and not be good. impossible.
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Replying to @Kalnormzac
I know what you mean, and I was beginning to feel bad for them too, then I read your tweet. Will feel bad for them in division 3.
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Replying to @Kalnormzac
Anyone who watched Arsenal vs United back in early 2000s feels the same
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I'd feel bad for Man Utd but whenever I remember Gary Neville always talking sh.t about Arsenal, Evra calling us Netflix FC, van Der Sar saying Raya isn't a top goalie, & the onfield injustice Wenger faced over the years, I just keep wishing for their continued downfall.
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