
I watch movies and make bad jokes. Dr Who/Marvel/Whatever Else. Priv-@KamesJerrer
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I paused Lego Star Wars for a minute while I was playing the first Hoth mission and now I can see the menu text ghosting on my screen
After sleeping through most of the last two films tonight I might have to retire the all nighter film marathons next year
Ghoulies II asks the question what if you made a Gremlins movie that was really boring and had zero budget. Turns out you get a bad movie
I donโt know anything about the next film Iโm seeing at this horror marathon other than it starts with a G and is around 90 minutes long so thereโs a very slim chance this is going to be Ghoulies which would be very funny
You know what, Iโve given it a good go but I think Iโm giving us and declaring coffee a lost cause. Itโs just fucking disgustingly bitter and any time itโs been remotely palatable for me itโs because Iโve dumped mountains of syrup in it and Iโd just rather drink that on its own
Vending machine at the train station just stole ยฃ1.90 from me and didnโt dispense my Milky Way bar so in the most petty move of my life I submitted a refund request
I booked this train two and a half months in advance what the fuck do you mean I donโt have a reservation and Iโm going to have to stand for 6 hours
Jigsaw is way too low on this but also how the fuck do Zombies as a concept qualify as a villain on their own but then Dracula gets his own spot separate from vampire?
Everyone from Dracula to Hannibal battles it out for horror supremacy in our list of the top 31 horror movie villains of all time! bit.ly/4i9LdBj
Iโd love to know why train seats all have to have that hard ridge mid way through them because it makes it impossible to sit comfortably
Well that would either be Birth of a Nation or The Legend of Barney Thompson for me and fucked if Iโm watching either of them again. Itโd probably be the second one too because I can at least get historical value from BN
My Grans just told me that shes going to see Wicker on Saturday with one of her friends but she doesnโt know anything about it so she was asking if it was appropriate for โold ladiesโ
I feel like nobody every acknowledges how insane the pigs blood prank in Carrie is. Like John Travolta and Nancy Mace bashing those pigs heads in and filling up a gas can with blood is mental
Thank god Audition came out before Twitter was a thing because Asami would cause nuclear levels of discourse



























