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Keema

@KariMostafa

My tweets are mostly sarcastic jokes, which are not necessarily my own beliefs and has nothing to do with my work

 Cairo
Joined July 2010
  • Tweets106K
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Don't let them know what you're thinking
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مش حتكلمني سيكا ؟ مس حتدلعني سنه ؟
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Farrag@FarragahmOct 28
Replying to @KariMostafa
+ اللى بيرد على ازيك ب "كله حلو" فلاح
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My newest school 🙏🏾
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اي حد بيقول صباحو فلاح
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هأسس جمعية لكارهي العربيات الصيني
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Now I don't.....I used to
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مهم 👇🏾
MOODS (@ABDOUN01) profile pictureMOODS@ABDOUN01Oct 27
يعني انت قاعد قلقان على الدولار وسعر الدولار .. طيب بذمتك انت معاك مصري !!
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Except me 😎
Boghdady (@SBoghdady) profile pictureBoghdady@SBoghdadyOct 26
Everyone I know has already bought, is buying, or definitely intends to buy a Chinese car.
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12 years ago @SBoghdady 🌶
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مهم 👇🏾
𝑯𝒖𝒅𝒂 (@Hudaelmsri) profile picture𝑯𝒖𝒅𝒂
@HudaelmsriOct 24
انا زهقت اوي من مهرجان الجونة..
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مهم 👇🏾
💭 (@Mxdlux2) profile picture💭@Mxdlux2Oct 24
El gaw helw halawa msh 3adeya
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حب ما تكره حتي تكره ما تحب
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كن مبادراً في قضاء حوائج الناس يقضي الله تعالى حاجتك و اسعى في تفريج كرباتهم يفرج الله عنك كربات الدنيا والآخرة
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Replying to @KariMostafa
Positive Likelihood of 93.76% ..the rest to get 100% likelihood was not counted due to they were using shami bread
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People who love grilled roomy cheese in baladi bread sandwiches have more sex and are more likely to donate to charity and to travel, according to a survey
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🔵🔵 لو تعلمون
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فيها تِلت رادارات العالم
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جرب تعدي بالفيرنا ال١٤٠ وشوف غبور كان جايبلنا عربية بتطير من امتى.
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music.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx… On loop
Andante Espressivo - String Orchestra - "Number One Boy"

Andante Espressivo - String Orchestra - "Number One Boy"

Nicholas Britell

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