@KariukiMachine

🇰🇪 | 1914 | Howard Alum

 Somewhere between who got me and I got i…
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Joined July 2009
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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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Send Jonathan Taylor to NJ next
Ian Rapoport
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Trade: The #Colts are trading 3-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the #49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @AdamSchefter. A reunion!! Now Buckner returns to SF, fortifying their defensive line.
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This is the Park I know. They had been getting too much positive press lately I thought the place turned around.
Sym@symsymmawgtktmb15h
i tried to make a reservation for brunch at Park at 14th for a group & had no clue they want you to pay the entire bill before arriving~including tip. they can go to hell!
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Bot accounts do not know how to use "the habitual be".. I dont think they can be trained on that. That shit be kicking their ass
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I get to this phase of day dreaming where i might as well be asleep. Eyes open but nothing else working
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My job got us BBQ for lunch. I could not stay awake while the IT guy was fixing my computer
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xavier
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we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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I need to remember that Memorial Park means cemetery. This the second lunch break I’ve spent with the dead
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You gotta avoid areas where schools are for your safety when home shopping in America
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lmaooo they called Pat McAfee corny and creepy and he thought they were going to kill him???
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Drenched Grimace 🫟@GucciGrimaceOct 27
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 26
Pat McAfee ‘very, very uncomfortable’ at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to Charlie Kirk assassination awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat…

Pat McAfee 'very, very uncomfortable' at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to...

Pat McAfee said that a video of Utah students making fun of him made him "very uncomfortable" and alluded to the Charlie Kirk assassination.

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Recession indicator
Curtiscutabitxhoff@boodaDvOct 26
Nxggas who act tight wit their homies but give a bitxh anything they want is crazy
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Damn. Good pickup for them. Was hoping we could get him
ESPN
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Breaking: The Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks, sources tell @AdamSchefter and @RapSheet.
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Get out there and vote today if you can. Or make a plan for Election Day
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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth19h
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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ADP is acting crazy so if you don’t get paid on time you know the reason.
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They kinda look like brothers
NFL
@NFL15h
Week 8 kicks off in Green Bay 🙌 CARvsGB – Thursday 8:15pm ET on Prime Video Stream on @NFLPlus
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Damn that’s kinda crazy
Underdog WNBA
@UnderdogWNBAOct 26
WNBA Finals Game 6 will be played Thursday at 12:30 p.m. ET at State Farm Arena, per @ramonashelburne.
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I remember in college a friend told me i got a long back when and that i was gonna have problems when i get old 😭 I always think about that when it hurts
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My backs been hurting for about 2 hours for no reason
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Know Nothing, Notice Everything
@biffdonOct 26
Big day in time travel movie history.
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