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KC

@KatCBailey

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Joined March 2011
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You act like an ass you're probably gonna end up getting spanked like one. – at Portland, OR
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May the only pain in your life be champagne
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I kind of take being called weird as a compliment. Better than being called boring.
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Taking off to Seattle! ✈️
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Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 2.Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday
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When the liquor store guy asks me where the party is at and I'm there thinking. "...I'm drinking this before I go out tonight."
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Let intelligence guide you and love drive you.
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemies.
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Turns out my bed is really clingy and needy and never wants me to leave it but I'd be lying if I said I didn't secretly love the attention
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Why isn't the iphone's battery life called Apple Juice?
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You'll never fly if you're too scared heights, you'll never live if you're just too scared to die 🎶
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Replying to @KatCBailey
@KatCBailey only positive vibes from here on out! Lions forever :)
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It is going to be very HOT during the days and could be a little chilly at night at #ParadisoFestival. Drink lots of water & wear sunscreen!
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I'm having seasonal depression due to my outrageous allergies
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Who else is counting down the days until #ParadisoFestival?
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Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor you'll be fine don't be a bitch
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"Given enough #coffee I could #ruletheworld." #quoteoftheday
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Every man has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer
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Happy Hump Day, everyone! Remember to hump someone or something!
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