The top half of me walks into a bar and says “how did I walk in here with no legs” and the bottom half walks in and says “how did I say anything without a mouth”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
That’s it. That’s all. I’ve said it before and I’ll said it again
Ok Kate retweeted
Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
Oh you think you’re hardcore? I’ve wrapped presents using wrapping paper that didn’t have cutting lines on the back










