Vivian's favorite snack "Cold toast with no excess"
(Translation: a slice of bread without the crust)
Why can't I find @TwistedTea slightly sweet??? It was my favorite
The most passive aggressive insult I've ever heard my nana say: "it tastes American" when she was asked about someone's spaghetti 馃槀
My new favorite thing Viv does is rub her belly and say "mumma my tummy is hungry" 馃ス why are you so damn cute
What is the big deal with those Stanley tumblers???... Mine will be here in a couple days but I STILL want to know what the big deal is
I had no desire to go anywhere today but now that my truck is in the shop I have this irritating feeling that I'm trapped and I need to go somewhere
Nothing like splattering a container full of fish chowder all over yourself and the fridge first thing in the morning. And then having your toddler come in and tell you she peed on her floor 馃憤
Even if they haven't asked for it in weeks you know if you don't have it they will want it. It's almost like they know.
If anyone wants to Venmo me so I can buy guns and ammo this weekend at the outdoorsman show in PA...




