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Timekeeper Cookie

@KeeperTimelines

Time balance department Director! Your Timelines are safe under my expertise, most of the time ha! //Not affiliated with Dev sisters

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Hello, Cookies! Admin cookie finally locked in and finished the straw page! keeperoftime.straw.page
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First Headmaster@PureVanillynNov 1
My name is Still in Love. I... I'm not worthy of any more introduction... I like to... keep those things to myself... ♡ // happy late Halloween! Meant to post this yesterday but fell asleep
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Fount@hatethisshiftNov 1
Quite obvious what costume I was going to choose. Surely, it was only fitting! Why, what else could I possibly have chosen? I daresay the only question is whether I look sufficiently convincing. Hehe! Happy Halloween, everyone!
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On the topic of gifts, a special delivery!
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Ruler Of The Ephemeral Flow@RulerCRKOct 31
Happy Thanksgiving! A number of peculiar boxes have been scattered about the TBD in all shapes and sizes. Do help yourselves! Most contain treats, naturally, though I'd advise caution with the others. Oh, and do let me know if you spot a wandering turkey. I've misplaced it.
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Welcome! Welcome cherished and valued members of the Time Balance Department! In celebration of this delightfully spooooky holiday, we have prepared a delicious feast for you all to enjoy. (Don't hesitate, there is plenty of food and more to be brought out.)
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Merry Halloween! I think my costume is perfect for the occasion! Oh, and I will be giving out gifts for my wonderful employees!
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// forgot to tag😔 @DarkFondueTBD
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// forgot to tag x2 @Tk_ContinuumCog
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I was in the middle of reading… Oh well, I’ll just skidaddle to December for a few hours!
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Halloween…😌
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This was fun ehe... would do again!
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» [ TAKEOVER EVENT ] « [ OPEN INTERACTION ] . Oh, heya! I was given a brief access to the Director's account for real this time. Don't know what to do with it, but I guess I'll try to look around. // Open thread for info!!
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IceWater@ColdIce56Oct 27
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All TBD employees are invited! However, keep your time goggles! We wouldn’t want you falling into a random time rift unprepared!
𝒦𝓃❁𝓌𝓁𝑒𝒹𝑔𝑒'𝓈 𝐹𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇 (@TwlnklingLight) profile picture𝒦𝓃❁𝓌𝓁𝑒𝒹𝑔𝑒'𝓈 𝐹𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇@TwlnklingLightOct 24
Ahem, here is the invitation to the Halloween Festivities. One should have been delivered to everyone, but incase I've missed anyone please spread it around. (◕‿◕)
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Don’t forget to wish Croissant Cookie a happy bakeday!
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Guess I’m running two TBDs now….💧
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I have reason to believe that at least 80% of the tbd's operations could be replaced by a handwritten note saying 'figure it out.' The remaining 20% could probably be discontinued.
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Fine, October 31st will be 22 hrs long.
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A lot of work pilled up while I was away huh…
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