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Kelly T

@KellyComingIn

It's difficult to look good while flossing.

 United States
Joined April 2011
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ceej@ceejoyner12 Jan 2016
The one thing egg nog enthusiasts, magicians, DEA agents, and satanists can agree on is the turtleneck.
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I've found that 90% of my happiness in any situation depends on whether I have the option to sit down.
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When speaking to a child, kneel down so you are on the same level, and make sure zhe knows c-sections and vaginal births are totally equal.
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BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star
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AnOnion@onion_an30 Jan 2015
[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] "I didn't know birds could climb trees"
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pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love
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we get it. you have a small dick.
Image from Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw)
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Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years.
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Okay, middle-aged dude riding a kid's bike smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer - you win at not giving a fuck.
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[Sees old elementary teacher] "Pluto's not even a planet. What else did you lie about?"
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On one hand I could eat an entire pizza by myself, on the other hand, I'm going to.
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By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
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Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok
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Juice@Juicedballs6 Mar 2015
Not sayin I just ate too many pancakes, but not much zoom needed on Google Earth to see me sweating in the grass outside of IHOP right now.
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Yelling "fuck you" at a stranger is the rudest way to feel great. I love driving.
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Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought.
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Haha I don't care. I don't care even a little, haha. Haha, lol if you think I care. I was up all night last night not caring. Hahaha. Lmao.
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The bad news is, I broke a mirror. The good news is, I used a shard to cut the foot off a rabbit!!
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Meanwhile, does it count as trolling if my mom occasionally favs one of my tweets about her just to let me know she's watching?
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Question from a non sports fan: When do the Super Bowl winners go up against the Puppy Bowl winners?
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