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Through the highs and the lows, it’s always Arsenal #COYG 🏟️
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Vanessa you not even loyal to your kids and wasn't loyal to your husband please stfu #BeyondTheGates
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Replying to @UTDTrey
No Arsenal hate attached .... y'all know that Raya should have won this award
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Most clean sheets in the Champions League last season- David Raya 3 Premier league golden gloves in a row- David Raya Goalkeeper of the year- Unai Simon
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Dear Mr. Mayor, after Intercity and unruly motorbike riders, we target people who watch AI series loud in public. Thank you.
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Hello lovely people. I have taken up the task of helping UTH’s neonatal intensive care unit with their fundraiser. They’re trying to raise money to get equipment. If you or your organisation are interested, please reach out to me. And please retweet this for me ❤️
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this experience genuinely changed the way i look at religion.
What text made you realize that the relationship was over?
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If this ain't goals I don't know what is ❤️ viva to all mid huns, Kane for sure bagged a real one.
It’s always the men with the mid wife/hun that conquer the world. There’s a lesson in there, don’t marry that 10/10, just make her your side chick and marry the 6/10.
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Raya was robbed, hell with this popularity contest.
FrimPOV: The Ballon d'Or 🤩 🤝 Oakley Meta
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Splendid news 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Carrick must be protected 😂
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Cristiano Ronaldo sat down, looked at the camera and told the world the brutal truth about Man United. The fans who were supposed to back him turned on him! Hung him in the sun to dry. They deserve every bit of this humiliation and even more!
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Ballon d'Ors are based on likeability and not merit.
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Tikonda vokopela kopela! First takopela ma gele na vinangu vaku naija manje apa kuli trend yama lobola shawl. Simuziba na meaning mukopela chabe. Va kwanu valakwa chani?
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Ndiye justification ya Ministry of Housing, to collect ma ground rate?
Govt lost K3.3m due to over 74,000 unrecorded properties – AG By Precious Daka and Elijah Munkombwe THE latest Auditor General’s Report has revealed that the Ministry of Lands failed to collect an estimated K3.3 million in ground rent, as it did not have land size details for over 74,000 properties. The report has also revealed that a review of billing report showed that only 131,152 certificates of titles had been issued representing... diggers.news/local/2026/10/2… read more @Diggers.news
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I think he cheated, she found out and she's trying to save face or save the brand like Joyce Gomora did in The Polygamist. I'm not buying this kumbaya let's share my man nonsense.
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Bakwatila spiritual daughter ba pastor
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The plot thickens over the pastor who too a second wife, she was his spiritual daughter 👀
I think he cheated, she found out and she's trying to save face or save the brand like Joyce Gomora did in The Polygamist. I'm not buying this kumbaya let's share my man nonsense.
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🚨🗣️ Gary Neville questions the Ballon d’Or organisers for naming Luis de la Fuente Men’s Coach of the Year over Luis Enrique and Mikel Arteta. “How do you overlook Luis Enrique, who won Ligue 1 and the Champions League back to back after managing 56 games and Mikel Arteta, who managed 63 games, won the Premier League, arguably the most competitive league in the world and reached the UCL final, in favour of a coach whose achievements came in a seven game international tournament? Club managers spend an entire season developing these players, only for national team coaches to benefit from that work and receive the individual recognition. When will club managers get the credit they deserve? This decision raises serious questions about the criteria behind these awards.” #BallonDor2026 #BallonDor
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Who are you to call someone's choice mid? People have mental issues, you don't even know her?
It’s always the men with the mid wife/hun that conquer the world. There’s a lesson in there, don’t marry that 10/10, just make her your side chick and marry the 6/10.
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🗣️ Petr Čech on the Ballon d’Or organisers naming Unai Simón Goalkeeper of the Year over David Raya: “I honestly can't believe what the Ballon d'Or has become. Is this a football awards ceremony or a FIFA World Cup winners' celebration? Are we really judging an entire season by a seven-game tournament? It's embarrassing. David Raya has won THREE consecutive Premier League Golden Gloves, kept 19 clean sheets in the league and nine more in the Champions League. Yet somehow, that's not enough to make him the best goalkeeper of the year? Unai Simón deserves credit for his World Cup performances, but individual awards should recognise consistency across an entire season, not just international tournament success. Raya has proved himself week after week at the highest level. If we're going to ignore that kind of consistency because another goalkeeper won the World Cup, then what exactly are these awards meant to recognise? The Ballon d'Or organisers need to explain their criteria because decisions like this make a mockery of the entire process. #BallonDor
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Used La Liga stats to award Lamine Yamal best young player of the year over Pau Cubarsí Used the World Cup stats to award the Yasin Trophy to Unai Simon over David Raya. Used Bundesliga stats to award Ballon D’or to Harry Kane over Mbappé. Used Champions League stats to award club of the year. Use World Cup to award manager of the year. Ballon d’or in a nutshell. Zero consistency.
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