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Elgin, TX
Joined September 2011
A recent history of America according to MAGA #satire
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How come we're not talking more about how Elon Musk enabled this Ebola outbreak?
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Legends will be told about the Ken Paxton I just dropped.
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That second cup of coffee sure helped.
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So in the last couple of days, Republicans have: Called war criminal Putin a "humanitarian." Attacked Amy Acton for being raped when she was a little girl. Smeared El-Sayed for being a Muslim. Defended an "investigation" into Ilhan Omar for things which they seemingly have already investigated and dismissed, though the exact nature still hasn't been revealed. Given Nick Shirley an award for his debunked "exposure" of fraud (which led to no charges of fraud) because it was steeped in anti-Somali racism. Blamed Zelensky for Ukraine being invaded. And we're the crazy ones?
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The Republicans just keep going lower. There is no rock they can't crawl under.
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Every fucking time, these fuckers come down on the side of the pedo, not the victim. Every. Fucking. Time.
I hate dirty politics and dragging opponents' families into the mud. When it comes to Amy Acton, nobody is discounting childhood trauma. Family mess decades later is deeply painful and hard to untangle. But let鈥檚 call this what it is: Her campaign is weaponizing that pain to cover up a blatant pattern of lying. Vivek Ramaswamy's leaked ad featuring her mom wasn't about abuse. It accused Amy of having a lifelong pattern of lying. So why did her campaign's response to the ad fail to address that issue? Maybe.. because her mom is right. Back in September, Amy and her team claimed an "armed man lunged at her, injuring multiple people" at a fair. Which led to her pushing for felony charges against the man. But even the prosecutor admitted that video evidence showed he wasn鈥檛 close to her, no weapon was drawn, and no major injuries could be seen. And speaking of moms, in August, her own campaign issued a press release directly attacking Vivek鈥檚 mother, claiming she helped manipulate clinical trial data. We have to be mature enough to hold two truths at once: we can have deep compassion for a child who suffered real family trauma and still demand basic honesty from a grown politician who wants to run our state.
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You work for me, and so does he.
AG Todd Blanche: They accuse me of not being independent from the White House. I'm not. I work for Trump.
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So Donald Trump is always going after trans kids, but he brags about being transparent. So how come it's OK to be a trans parent but not a trans kid? HUH?!?!?
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If Stephen Miller were a plant.
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Whose gonna tell MAGA that Christianity started off in the Middle East?
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I keep hearing "conservative values." What do they fucking value anymore?
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Anyone else notice the Republicans keep ending up on the side of the Pedos?
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Witkoff commended Putin for being a humanitarian. That's how fucked up these assholes are.
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@grok can you list the war crime allegations against Putin?
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You know MAGA has lost the argument when they bring up the flag.
Replying to @KellyScaletta
Why do you have a Ukraine flag. This is America, and Zelensky is notorious for money laundering. Great job.
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I mean, sure, Mike Rogers is an election denier who courts Nazis and white supremacists but he doesn't do this!
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How could anyone vote for this man??!?!!?
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When you lose the argument, make shit up.
Replying to @KellyScaletta
You won't see Paxton signs because the crazy liberals will steal them or vandalize their property. You see Jimmy and Gina signs because conservatives just want everyone to know where the crazy people live.
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Forget about "total dollars" which can be misleading in terms of measuring voting enthusiasm. How may individuals are donating? Talarico has over 7 times as many donators as Paxton.
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The self-described "most transparent Administration ever" wants to remove the press from the White House altogether and turn the press room into a swimming pool.
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