she/her. Author. Speaker. Mental Health Advocate. Drama Queen 👑 . Texan in D.C. 💗💜💙🏳️🌈. Represented by @inthesestones. Let’s talk about periods🩸!
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(When I tell you how I’ve dreamed of this moment… 🥹)
My dark comedy about periods, endometriosis, invisible illness, and friendship in the face of record-breaking PMS has been acquired by K. Delaney @ Crown BFYR/@randomhousekids!
(+ short 🧵 of gratitude)
I am SO excited to announce the launch of my new podcast today!
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The first three episodes are available now wherever you listen to podcasts!
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podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s…
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Hey y'all, I'm just throwing it out there: I Am This Therapist. I offer telehealth & am licensed in every state that has enacted PsyPact legislation --> psypact.org/mpage/psypactmap
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Always an angel; never a god.
OOOOF.
Boygenius is apparently the entirety of my capacity for emotion this week.
How long does one get to soak in the announcemen-glow phase before diving in to a two act rewrite? Askin’ cause I’m baskin’ (unless you’re my editor and then I’m defo already working on it 100% and this tweet is for entertainment purposes only).
😂😅😬😭
Yeah, okay, imma need one of these. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My PitchWars #MGWaitWhat friends got me the cutest gift to celebrate my book deal! 🥰 Thank you all so much, I’m so grateful for all your support 💕
ALT A red and white mug with a Publishers Marketplace deal announcement printed on it. The mug is sitting on a wooden desk in front of a bookshelf.
Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels retweeted
Awhile back I tweeted about never having operated with another Black female surgeon - this week I got to be that senior for one of our juniors #BlackGirlMagic #ILookLikeASurgeon
This book is basically chapter after chapter of iykyk.
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I cannot wait to share this mess with you… I really can’t.
Thank you so much, Kelly at Crown BFYR (@randomhousekids), and Moe, @inthesestones at @bookendslit.
Thanks, @PWKidsBookshelf! (And on a Tuesday, too!? 🥹)
I set it down. Sure. I got tangled in it. I let it wrap me in knots until all I wanted to do was break it in two... but when I'd healed enough, I picked it back up.
And that meant the possibilities were still there. Just enough to not be dead. (which is enough to be alive.)
While we are at it: people that menstruate deserve SUPPORT. They deserve to be believed by their physicians.
If you know your period is exceptional, please don’t give up the fight for medical care, and please don’t go silent no matter how many doctors it takes.
I HAVE EXPIRED. 💀
nitter.gq/KelsNotChels/status/16…
This book is basically chapter after chapter of iykyk.
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I cannot wait to share this mess with you… I really can’t.
Thank you so much, Kelly at Crown BFYR (@randomhousekids), and Moe, @inthesestones at @bookendslit.
Thanks, @PWKidsBookshelf! (And on a Tuesday, too!? 🥹)
Kelsey B. Toney • KelsNotChels retweeted
Announcing new deals for @AnnLiangY, @KelsNotChels, @LydiaYKang, @lancerubinparty + more pwne.ws/3MvbXfI
Honestly, bless all the plant parents out there whose tweets are soothing my raging soul as I read about the new leaf drama (+ navigate my own NL trauma flashbacks).
Just when I'm mad enough to explode out of my chair, I'll see some pure soul posting a photo of their monster plant's new growth and can breathe again for a sec.