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Washington, DC
Joined September 2015
Ya know what I wake up thinking every single day? "You like me. You really, really like me." I guess Sally & I are soul mates, unless you're a pussy ass bitch. I apologize, that's an inside joke & if you don't like it you're a faggot ass bitch. Details & names coming soon!
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Good morning to everyone but Matt Taibbi, Glenn Greenwald & Mikey Tracey, the biggest trio of losers since...Never mind, there's no trio of losers that comes remotely close to The 3 Stooges 🤮.
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I'm so excited about the election in Israel! You know you're living in the world's most moral democracy -- h/t NYT -- when happy voters line up for hours to decide whether A. Hitler or Adolf H. will be the country's next Führer.
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Are you still fucking Michael Tracey? Either way, you’re a hilarious loser.
Nooo guys you’re missing the point or maybe just engagement baiting. They’re spoiled godless millennial brats who grew up coddled and sheltered and have never experienced any serious consequence or hardship in their lives up until their foray into politics. They don’t grasp the gravity or sanctity of anything and therefore make a mockery of everything. They lack even the social grace to at least fake an air of solemnity for the optics. Their much vaunted charisma and savvy is just being loud and aggressive. Their hierarchy of values and sense of meaning is totally scrambled. The only thing that moves them to tears is feelgood progressive abstractions.
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TLDR. Boy George is still a fucking loser asshole.
In the last few months, my life has changed beyond all compare. I made a decision to support my Jewish friends and without hesitation. I feel anxious almost everywhere I go but I do not regret my decision. I have seen friends that I have helped and supported turn on me without a conversation. It hurts because I know that not only do they know Jewish people but they have benefited hugely from the association with Jews. British Jews have always made London better from Philip Sallon's crazy nightclubs to the brick lane Bagel shop. More importantly and most shocking is that many of these anti Isreal people have zero political instincts. They only care because it has become fashionable to care. I would go as far to say that they are the biggest and most hideous cowardly fakes to walk this earth. Why are people who support their Jewish friends being called to account while these fakes, like Ed Sheeran, Jade and countless others get to pretend to care about a situation they could not comprehend even if they really tried. I support anyone calling for peace. That is what we should all be doing. How can Isreal be an apartheid state when Arabs and Christians live there peacefully and are part of the political system? As for Ed Miliband, clearly we know why he never because Prime Minister and Andy Burnham won't be getting my vote. In life there are people who see what's going on and others who just blindly follow the trends. Remember. Fashions change. Yes. I do mean you! open.spotify.com/track/3Sh2s…
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Here’s what I think you don’t understand: 99.9% of the world thinks you’re a complete fucking loser asshole & they’re completely correct, you’re a complete fucking loser asshole. Unfortunately you’re not dead but Hope Springs eternal.
Here's what I think @mehdirhasan doesn't understand: In the United States, polls don't make policy. Policymakers do. Screaming, shouting, and protesting are cute, and exercising all of your freedoms of speech in defense of the Palestinians is admirable. But Mehdi is just a spectator. He's a professional spectator, jawboner, and bloviator, so he has no idea how government, diplomacy, negotiation, or strategic alliances actually work. No amount of public support in polling or public protest will influence how or when those in power drastically change Israel policy. Mehdi can hate U.S. policy toward Israel all he wants, whether it's being carried out by a Democratic or Republican president. But public opinion polls don't dictate American foreign policy. Never have. Never will. Netanyahu agrees with @mehdirhasan and has explicitly said Israel should phase out the financial component of U.S. military aid and ultimately bring it down to zero. Israel can stand on its own. That measly $3.8 billion in annual U.S. security assistance is one component of a much broader strategic relationship with Israel that will NEVER be reversed. Ending that financial assistance wouldn't, by itself, end the U.S.-Israel alliance or the decades-long security, intelligence, defense, and diplomatic relationship between the two countries. Military aid or no military aid, the fundamental question for American policymakers remains the same: What relationship with Israel best serves U.S. interests in the Middle East? Good debate to have. But he and his friends are delusional if they think the goal of U.S. policy is or will ever be to subjugate Israel—or suddenly recast a longstanding democratic ally and strategic partner as an American adversary on par with Putin's Russia. They can advocate for changing U.S. policy toward Israel (also delusional, btw). That's entirely legitimate. But ending military aid is not the same thing as ending the U.S.-Israel strategic relationship, much less turning Israel into an enemy of the United States.
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Fuck you genocide denier, you’re literally worse than the Nazi apologists. At least they didn’t deny a genocide that was broadcast live on cable TV. Dumbass.
Israel did NOT commit genocide. It’s a modern blood libel. Like if you agree.
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Actually, I’ve never heard anyone “peddle that lie.” Dumbass genocide denier & AIPAC buttboy
I’m sick to death of antisemites peddling the lie that “no Jews died on 9/11.” Hundreds of Jews were murdered that day. The first man killed, Daniel Lewin, was a Jew who stood up and fought the hijackers of American 11. Antisemitism is a cancer eating western civilisation.
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Just like there’s no way to separate you from the word dumbass. Dumbass.
I'm amazed at the performative "I love Jews" while at the same time singling out and wanting to destroy the only Jewish state they pray to for thousands of years. After studying Judaism, I realized you cannot separate Judaism from Israel, just like you cannot separate Islam from Saudi Arabia.
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Dumbass loser & absolute fucking liar.
They look like the Pakistani boys and girls in my year at school who were exhilarated in class on the morning of September 12, 2001. I never forgot that.
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Dumbass.
Mamdani and AOC seem to be having the time of their lives while everyone else is paying respects to the deceased.
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Not sure why but I’ve developed a pathological loathing of this guy. I know, he’s obviously a pedo, child abuser, satanist & his bleached white Stepford Wife who loves Jesus is the daughter of Dinesh D’Shithead D’Souza but it's more than that, just can't put my finger on it.
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Dumbass
Imagine telling a New Yorker in 2001 that in 25 years, we will have imported so many people from the third-world that their mayor would be a Muslim communist who giggles like a little girl while the names of the victims are honored during the 9/11 Memorial ceremony.
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Good riddance. Glad he’s dead.
Matan Meir, producer of Fauda, was killed fighting Hamas just weeks after October 7. He never got to see season 5. But because of people like him, it was possible to make it. May his memory be a blessing.
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Damn, for a second I thought that was you.
If you don't name the ideology that led to this (without qualifiers), you are dishonouring every single individual who died on that day. Be courageous. Fight those who wish to enslave us.
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Living proof the “vote blue, no matter who” morons are the moral equivalent of the Maga idiots
This POS fell asleep during a 9/11 ceremony today. He's garbage. 77 million Americans voted for this garbage.
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You know he’s being sincere because DeSantis doesn’t even watch his nightly porn triple feature this carefully.
Mamdani and AOC seem to be having the time of their lives while everyone else is paying respects to the deceased.
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