“I like adventures, and I’m going to find some.” ✨ - Licensed esthetician & MUA. / Trying to rescue all the animals. full time auntie 🤍

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Joined March 2011
stop trying to sext me. I just wanna talk about Shrek ok
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the fact some lady could be so mean to me & my mom, & tell us to move over when her friends have given us their seats, & told me I was being an inconvenience AFTER her friends left, is absolutely insane. Your friends clearly don’t have your back.
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I don’t give a fuck(for better words). Music is love. It’s for everyone. It’s for those who struggle. The entire point of music is to bond, make everlasting friendships, connect with like minded people. There should be NO boundaries. I say this as im at the @edsheeran show rn.
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can everyone stop asking me why I’m reposting videos of cats doing the twilight monologue LET ME LIVE
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was just thinking about how one of my ex’s was a felon but didn’t tell me until a year after we had started dating & started to look for apartments together & my dad had to cosign our lease 🫠🫠
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date idea: i drink an entire bottle of wine and you deal with the consequences.
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Hey man sorry I’m late. I had to google a bunch of stuff that makes me anxious
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I FASTED FOR OVER 24 HOURS JUST FOR THE PROPOFOL TO NOT EVEN WORK ON ME. WHAT THE HELL I was so looking forward to a good anesthesia nap 🫠🫠
On an all clear liquid diet for 24 hours before I have a procedure tomorrow & I’m HANGRY. My blood has turned into chicken broth.
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On an all clear liquid diet for 24 hours before I have a procedure tomorrow & I’m HANGRY. My blood has turned into chicken broth.
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you must be smoking crack with a buttplug the size of a doorknob if you think we’re overrated
A band/artist that— I hate: Ethel Cain Overrated: UnityTX Underrated: Showing Teeth I love: Boundaries I always listen to: Beach Bunny Made me fall in love with music: Twista & Sum 41 Changed my life: Linkin Park I should have seen: Innerpartysystem
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you don’t what being inconvenienced is until you’ve done your nighttime routine & try to turn on the tv before bed to discover the remote batteries have died. I WAS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE FIRST SEASON OF VERONICA MARS WHAT THE HELL
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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i wanna go sit by some water and disassociate .
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Toda mascota merece envejecer sabiendo que fue amada toda su vida
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He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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this bitch has been around for over 400 million years and here he is acting like some lovesick cat the second a human pets him. have some class.
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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stood near a tree today if you even care
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life is a highway and i am a cow getting hit by a semi trying to cross it
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crying bc I just got off the phone with Cilantro’s possible adopters & they are a perfect match. I’m going to miss her so much.
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