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BREAKING: North Carolina's early vote in the midterms has swung from a Republican lead of 41,457 in 2024 to a Democratic lead of 343,548 in 2026, with Republicans failing to win a single day of early voting, per VoteHub's Zachary Donnini.
This is the largest Democratic early-vote lead in North Carolina since at least 2006.
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Happy Halloween!!
Paying tribute to the 25th anniversary of @Real13Ghosts 🤘🏻
The Jackal
The Hammer
The Angry Princess
The Pilgrimess
Small jar of pickled pig feet $6!!!!!!!! I didn’t fight for this country to pay $6 for 4 gotdamn feet!!!!
Cornbeef hash damn near $4 A CAN!!!!
I didn’t sign up for this!!!
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Wonder why DC female characters are much more popular every year than marvels for Halloween. ? Also she bodied this
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This is an example of what that other person said re: if you let Marc speak long enough you’ll know why he fits right in with those niggas. Statistically the courts favor men in custody battles when men actually fight for custody (70 to 90% rate!).
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After the game Jordan Shipp ran over to Malachi Toney to show him love and ask if they could pray together. God, continue to protect these young men. Their mothers did an incredible job raising them. 🙏🏾
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This is unbelievable. This poor man. He did everything right and he’s still working at 88 years old! Our country should be ashamed of how it has treated our veterans, and our seniors citizens. There are so many elderly people like him.
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Atlanta friends dressed as Waymo self-driving cars for Halloween, and even the cops stopped to watch. One of them got stuck in a hedge. Obviously.
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SHE CUT THE WHOLE DRIVE-THRU LINE AND THE LADY BEHIND HER GOT EVEN!!
Petty genius, or should she have just let it go?
The line is wrapped all the way around the building. A woman cuts in, and the woman filming starts asking the window about paying for the order of the car that cut. "She cut the whole line." Then she's stuck at the window watching it play out.
This is petty. Completely petty. And I laughed the whole way through. Nobody yelled, nobody got hurt, and the only person who came out behind was the one who decided the line was for everybody else. Would I do it? Probably not. I'd sit there and stew and say something to my wife. That's why this woman is a legend and I'm not.
I spend a good part of every week teaching small children how to wait their turn. Apparently a few grown adults missed that lesson.
Expensive lesson, but she'll remember it.
This nigga is diabolical lmao
T.l. got dragged to a couples dinner by his wife, Tiny, so he could learn how to be a better husband, but instead he spent the entire night ARGUING with everyone at the table. 🤣😭
“A woman that can't complete all of her tasks as a wife should get some help by adding another wife”
"If it ain't no happy me, there ain't going to be no happy we!”
"When the last time you spent $700,000 on a woman and you had an argument three days later?"
“If you don’t get your high yellow hands off me, i got a tan”🤣😭
"Get the butterfly to talk to me, man. Don't be talking to me with no caterpillar's experience”
"Do the fuck right, or get shot."
"Kirk done got beat down to submission, man”
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He started off on some intimidation bs, with that knock. And then tried entrapment 'first you know why we're here' and quickly got shutdafuckdown. She handled it perfectly, matched his energy perfectly.
