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Old Mom. Comedian. Lactose intolerant but otherwise very patient.

Los Angeles
Joined June 2008
Replying to @KimEvey
@KimEvey had us laughing right off the bat 🤣🤣🤣 #agt
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#tbt to that secret day last month when I did standup for America’s Got Talent! They said no spoilers but I don’t remember a thing. Season premiere Tue 5/31, 8/7c @nbc
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I'll be performing with this awesome lineup at the #LaughRiotGrrrlFestival on Sun 6/13 at 5 pm PT on Zoom! Tix only $10 at eventbrite.com/e/15292678914… #TaoComedyStudio #LaughRiotGrrrl #ComedyFestival #ComedianCorinne 😜 🤘
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Gee what a surprise that @laurenboebert replaced the murder weapons she so proudly displays and adamantly defends when appearing on national tv to address the fact that someone used them for their intended purpose. #BanAssaultWeapons #MomsDemandAction
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Day after tomorrow! Friday the 12th!
This is our 50th Show! Hurry Grab your tickets here at hotmic.events/artist/59/frid… Host @linsuntv Headliner: #stephaniemchugh @jasoncheny @chipNicholson @kimevey and @KeziaNorton Hotmic.events 💜💜💜🎤 @fridaynitefunnies @HotMicHost hotmic.events
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I'm 30% from my goal for #socALZ with 2 hours to donate for the link for tonight's 6pm PST show! Great lineup, great cause. @MazJobrani @OphiraE @richisfunny @mattknudsen @christameola @KimberlyLClark & me! Donate here to get the Zoom link: act.alz.org/goto/oneforalz
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To celebrate my late mom’s bday I’m producing a benefit standup show for @socALZ Donate any $ amount to act.alz.org/goto/oneforalz for Zoom link. 2/24 w @MazJobrani @OphiraE @ClarkKimberlyL @mattknudsen @richisfunny @christameola
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i'll say this, today rush did the best thing he's ever done.
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My friend @tonilynh wrote this GREAT article about boys and men and feelings and @VanJones68 and she’s trending on @AppleNews and I couldn’t be prouder of her!
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OH MY GAWD!!!! WOO HOO indeed! Thank you to Two Phils and the other 127 donors who joined our circle and got us to our goal!!!!!
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Don't let He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named steal PAs electoral votes! Take 5 min to learn why you should donate: youtube.com/watch?v=DtvIHrlN… If 40 ppl join my circle by donating $40 by EOD tomorrow I'll hit my $25K goal. Please help me preserve our democracy! caforpa.gives/4j6
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I started a fundraiser to flip the PA legislature BLUE! Donations go directly to candidates running for PA house and senate. PA's new legislature takes office BEFORE the electoral college votes. IF WE FLIP IT TRUMP HAS NO LEVERAGE THERE! caforpa.gives/4j6
You'd think he would've made sure to drink enough potion to keep him from reverting to his demon form during the debate...
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#TrumpHasCovid but it’s 2020 so soon he’ll be golfing and Joe Biden will be dead.
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Can we get a nun with a ruler as the next moderator? #2020debate
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Ever thought about trying standup in a really supportive environment? Or just wanna rant for 5 minutes? I’ll be hosting tonight at 7pm pst but there are still slots available at 6 & 8 as well! Only $5! slotted.co/pfwstudioweho/
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Getting swallowed into the bowels of the earth seems like a fitting end to today #earthquake
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When you think your adorable 4-year-old boy is going to hug you but it turns out he's just a dude-in-the-making: Son: Mom, I can feel love coming from my heart! It's moving down my arms! Me: Awwww! Where's it going to come out? Son: Not sure. Probably my penis or my butt.
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If you are a friend or fan of @grantimahara please read this letter that his dear friend @TheMattKey wrote to him after his passing. I have been thinking about Grant and his friends and family nonstop. This helped.
I am devastated at the loss of my friend @grantimahara & it took me some time to put my thoughts together. I decided to write him a letter & have decided to share it with you so you could know what a caring, empathetic man he truly was.
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