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 Detroit, MI
Joined June 2007
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tweatment wesistant depwession
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rune sword@runesword1Nov 2
i crave evil knowledge. i desire knowledge that will kill me
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i thought it was NOW nut november!! anyways i already blew it
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amanda@jailedamandaNov 1
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Elai (@elaifresh) profile pictureElai
@elaifreshOct 30
Can someone explain to a Jew why it is that Catholics appreciate Metal imagery (it’s always skulls, blood and roses with them) but Protestants melt down at the sight of anything approaching PG-13
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Joey Comeau@joeycomeauOct 27
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jo.@sereneObscurityOct 25
hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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roxy demento@falseroxyOct 14
i really want to wear a bunch of rings to impress my friends but i can feel them on my fingers existing and changing me.
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nicky@THECRIMESAGAOct 13
thank you michael mann for giving us Mexican Ruffalo
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Every KISS album is a concept album, the concept is “What if KISS fucking sucked”
Embalmed, Yet I Tweet 🇳🇵 ♫⃠ ⛧ 𐕣 (@BriaNamtar) profile pictureEmbalmed, Yet I Tweet 🇳🇵 ♫⃠ ⛧ 𐕣@BriaNamtarOct 12
KISS has like maybe 7 songs that are solid or at least permissible in a party setting
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
Guardskoto Yuki (@guardsmaxxing) profile pictureGuardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 9
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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"it's not that deep" maybe it is! maybe you're just really dumb
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it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine
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everything is about sex, except sex, which is about death
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*door slams* Indy: listen kid I’m too drunk to drive this is on you Short round: but doctor jones I can’t reach the accelerator Indy: I made you wooden blocks at the bar take these strings too Short round: okie dokie dr jones I’ll try my best Indy: I love you short round
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roxy demento@falseroxySep 23
i am very seriously opposed to the exotic pet trade but if mogwai were really i would buy one immediately. and i am NOT careful.
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cj@futurevictim_12 Sep 2021
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Jorn@woodfeedsAug 27
Former lifeguard here. Dont you ever do this. I swear to god. If I see you doing this.
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Liz Harvey@_lizharveyAug 26
This is how it feels
Solve SF (@solve_sf) profile pictureSolve SF
@solve_sfAug 25
"Pizza dough overflowing in trash bin outside of dominos" Reported this morning in the Outer Sunset.
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I maintain that Rob Zombie is the greatest horror director of the last 25 years if only because he was motivated entirely by his desire to create elaborate scenarios for his wife to look really really hot
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