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Wife: I lost the car key again.
Husband: It’s in your jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this.
Husband:
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🚨 Thibaut Courtois: “Kylian Mbappé is now trying to win 2027 BALLON D’OR, and we will help him by trying to win La Liga and the Champions League.”
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🚨 Éder Militão: “Vini Jr.? He is a guy who is joyful everyday.
It’s not going the way he wants right now, but he’s a guy who doesn't stop working.
I think everyone can see that he keeps trying and trying, and unfortunately the goals just aren't coming.
But I think he's still contributing, he's contributing a lot. He's a very important player for us within our squad.
I think that at the right moment, he'll shake off this bad luck.
He's someone who deserves so much, and I believe he'll bounce back.” @TNTSportsBR 🇧🇷
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Barca fans, if you were given the opportunity to swap Gavi for Nico Paz, would you accept it?
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You need to be on this app for a very long time to know all these. 🤣
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Manchester United busily making the Premier League proud in the UCL while Liverpool are busy destroying everything.
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Guyssss I’ve found it 😂💔😭😭😭
“Congratulations on breaking my record for goals in official matches”
They lied to us 💔🫵😂
Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano, que bela jornada você está tendo! Eu te admiro muito e isso não é segredo para ninguém. Parabéns por quebrar o meu recorde de gols em partidas oficiais. Deixo essa foto em sua homenagem, com muito carinho, como símbolo de uma amizade que já existe há muitos anos.
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Civic education must be restored to actively educate us🙏🙏🇬🇭
Education can change a lot more than prison can dream of🌚



































