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crackrock geologist

@Krakhead

SSBMrank writer 2017-2026 • starving artist • local relic hominin • 27 year old cretin • professional sneezer • they/them 🏳️‍⚧️

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Joined July 2014
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godzilla wouldn’t kill me because I would approach him with a pure heart and good intentions
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non toxic masculinity is putting the whole cookie in your mouth like a coin and then chewing for 3 minutes
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deadlock will test you like no other game on the planet
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MSG? Isn't that the TV channel that used to play music vids and clone high
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been getting coaching by Dr. Mcgillicuddy and already seeing results
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what the fuck dude you cant say that
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crackrock geologist@Krakhead7 Jul 2018
cults in massachusetts: -people going 90 in the right lane -"just addicted to dunkies iced year round :)" -confederate flag inbreds with a ford F150 -The Portugese -The Irish -lynch mob if you don't support Tom Brady -lahbstah -white people who do heroin in cumbies bathrooms nitter.gq/juliannamariej/status/…
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crackrock geologist@Krakhead24 Oct 2023
i hate that fucking bird
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this economy is so cooked, i have a bachelors in edge cancels with a concentration on tri-plats and the best sponsorship i've been offered is YouPorn
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unemployed once more twitch streams probs starting up again / heyyyy anyone need cheap pools commentary for your regional melee event you could cover half the greyhound maybe pls
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"woodstock 1969 was the best live show of all time" immediately points you out as someone who hasn't seen the 2001 performance of crocodile rock on Bob the builder and a tasteless bottom feeding cretin
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t-shirt that reads "id rather be automating roads in civ 5 rn" on someone who could easily bench 550
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went to go see tom and as per fucking usual he was up to some foolery
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yes, spore creatures for the nintendo ds. that one.
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MELEEDOTBOSTON@meleedotbostonSep 29
YOU ARE ALL THE SAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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plato's allegory of the rave
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head and shoulders? what's next, knees and toes?
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the best part about picking a scab is if you do it bad enough, suprise! scab 2
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no u
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