KungFuChess

Introducing KungFuChess! A real time chess variant where the pieces can all move at once, but must recharge. Play at: kungfuchess.org

Updated the server to fix various typo and show a "match score" against opponents.

Valuable lessons I've learned from chess: - how to think strategically long term - to always plan carefully before you act - that when you really get down to it a horse and a priest are basically worth the same

In chess, much like in life, if you are going to trade your wife for a horse, you had BETTER BE SURE that you calculated all the contingencies perfectly before you proceed.

I would say that the biggest problem I have in chess is that I keep playing bad moves and losing.

The rule I hate most in chess is that you can't move into check, etc. Says who? If I want to make a stupid ass move and lose immediately, that's my right as an American!!

server updates: - AI updates, long capture, long move, and "no move penalty" (to prevent gridlock), pawn structure bonuses - added "berserk" mode where AI moves faster than you (VERY hard on lightning) - corrected difficulties to not all be the same - fixed replay games

Magnus Carlsen has now lost back to back games against to Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa (age 17) Nodirbek Abdusattorov (age 18). If these two are the future of chess we may enter a golden age of chess "champions whose names white people can't pronounce". Very exciting stuff.

Chess players are like "my bishop pair can do a forced mate in two moves" and it's just like "uh hello......FBI??"

I would also like to sue Magnus Carsen for $400 million dollars, he has caused me great damages by NOT playing my game!!

I asked the wise man at the top of the mountain how to improve my chess and this is what he said: "study hard". And I was like "eh..........I think i'll just play speed chess online."

not to brag, but I honestly think I could beat any chess computer in a fist fight.

Hans Niemann should retire from chess to play Kung Fu Chess! No one will accuse him of cheating because Stockfish sucks at this game (it doesn't even know the rules!)

Theology question: could Jesus Christ beat Magnus Carlsen in a game of chess? Also! Could he beat the crap out of a bear? like if he had to

Pawns are soul of chess? whoever said that was an idiot. The queen is like, at least twice as powerful as any pawn.

In chess, much like in life, I don't care for when two bishops team up to defeat me.

Making love is a lot like a game of chess. You should go by the book for the beginning, be creative and surprising in the middle, and close with the ruthless precision of a machine.

How many moves ahead do I look in chess? Yeah, I'm more of a "big picture" guy, I don't worry too much about the details.

Chess is a lot like love (you generally don't have a clue what the hell is going on but you know you don't want to lose your queen)