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Everyone's Uncle 🛸

@KyleMomo

Bad takes made easy

Joined December 2014
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This account is mostly a shit-post account with the tagline "Bad takes made easy". I'm gonna say a lot of off topic things here that have nothing to actually do with whatever I tag, or reply to.
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The perfect costume doesn't exis...
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@nexta_tvOct 29
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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i like food
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Strong Bad@StrongBadActualOct 14
Enter YOUR flirty thirties with the 30th Anniversary Pin and up to 30% off sale at @Fangamer! fangamer.com/collections/hom…
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My breakdown of the characters in #Deadlock is as follows: Half of the people in this game are or were dead. Half of the other half of those people aren't even people. And two of those not-people are shirtless lizard-women. It's a good game.
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初めて人間に撫でられたリスの反応。🐿️
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@CatNihonOct 5
I want to try this.
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I love boosted postes. Every time I see one, I get to feed my block list
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I got this pre-workout that's made by ICP. I have been using Six Star pre-workout or years and decided to try something different. OMFG! DO NOT DO MORE THAN ONE LEVEL SCOOP! This shirt slapped me in ways only a heart surgeon can. I didn't even do a full session and burnt 550cal!
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I'm officially 2 years sober. I miss alcohol, but I'm proud of myself. I just wish that I had the same motivation I had when I was drunk.
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Me mandaram isso
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carina - so mild it hurts@katikazeoSep 26
Meerkats are cute yeah but have you seen them sitting on deckchairs?!
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Me and who?
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"And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents..."
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It’s the day of the year
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The raccoon came back.
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Only $770K more and we get open visor Chessnut. #spaceking
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NEW CAT NEW CAT NEW CAT NEW CAT
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@NatGeoSep 17
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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