George Clooney is still the most perfect man alive #GoldenGlobes #love
Opening presents at midnight is dangerous. Everyone looks good in their snaps and I'm barely awake #nosleep #merrychristmas
Word, now is not the time to tell me 'commodify' is not a word when Google said it was #StaaaaapIt
I was caught and abducted by salesmen twice within minutes of each other #weak #resistance #butcupcakes

