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Liverpool, England
Joined October 2020
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An impressive defensive showing in @LFC's victory over Brighton 🧱 Ronald Araujo is your Player of the Matchweek 💪
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Jacob retweeted
Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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Jacob retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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“Tim Sherwood thank you” I am fucking crying
Dear H, Where on earth do I begin? I am speechless. I have tears rolling down my face. Tonight, it was the most stressed I’ve been in my life. The most nervous. You are someone who has inspired me, 2nd only after Pep Guardiola. To see you go up against PR trains for this award, it made me nervous. Winning this award was more than just football, but it was about integrity. You’re a record breaker, H. Nobody else deserved it but you. All the haters, the doubters. They were waiting to see Mbappe or Yamal be pulled out of that envelope. They tuned into the ceremony to see your downfall. But they didn’t. Justice prevailed. You have been constantly doubted your entire life. You have constantly shut up the noise, and responded. You have had people constantly undermine your brilliance. What are they going to say now? I remember you and your multiple failed loans at Tottenham. Most people, they would have gave up. Nobody would have thought you would get where you were today. But deep down, you did. You didn’t accept defeat. You kept working, and got your chance. Tim Sherwood, thank you. Thank you for being the one to give Kane a look in, allowing him to develop. Mauricio Pochettino, thank you. Thank you for transforming Tottenham into a club that is amongst the elites at the time, allowing Kane to keep developing, and playing good football. Jose Mourinho, thank you. Thank you for developing Harry Kane into this all round monster player, acknowledging his playmaking ability. Thomas Tuchel, thank you. Thank you for being the coach to bring him to Bayern, and to give him the platform to show off his superiority. And finally, Vincent Kompany, thank you. Thank you for being the coach that helped him get this award. People doubted you, going from Burnley to Bayern. I didn’t. And neither did H. Let H be an example to young footballers. You don’t need to be a wonderkid at 18. You can work your way up. You can get over doubt. Thank you H, You changed my life.
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Nobody deserves it more ❤️🏆
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Jacob retweeted
Ballon d'Or update:
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Ballon D’or is class when it actually goes to the guy who fucking deserved it
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Jacob retweeted
Harry Kane has officially won the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
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Balon dor 2026
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Fair play to Trent Alexander Arnold. He has just become the first English player to win the Ballon D’or for 25 years
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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HARRY KANEEEEEEEE
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I knew that d’or had a lock on it
They fancy announcing this d’or or not
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when she got pepto bismol diarrhoea humour but you deadarse haven’t got play since karen i’ve got a cat with no pulse here
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This fucking rules
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Jacob retweeted
6️⃣ #PL goals so far this season for Alexander Isak 😮‍💨🔥
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Jacob retweeted
Got my review code for GTA VI. Tried it, but didn’t like doing crime. The game required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.
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[🟢] NEW: Trent Alexander-Arnold was set to attend tonight’s Ballon d’Or ceremony but has been denied entry. (@GuardianSport)
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Of the growing list of things in football I couldn’t give a shit about, this one has permanent place very near the top
Who do you think has won the Ballon d’Or? I personally think it will be K. Mbappe.
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