former police officer and forensic detective at Amsterdam Police Department, military background. interested in science, technology.

Joined June 2026
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Laura Ingraham
@IngrahamAngleOct 20
🚨 FIRST ELON, THEN YOU. Democrats loved @elonmusk when they thought they owned him. When they realized they didn’t, their fangs came out. This isn’t just about punishing Elon. It’s a warning. “If the Democrats are willing to pick this type of fight with someone like Musk, why would they show mercy to any of the rest of us?”
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Honestly, it’s pretty crazy how many people think they’re intelligent just because they can sit on some dumb podcast and mock a man who’s actually building the future… only to expose their own room-temperature IQ the moment they try to make an argument “He’s just a lucky billionaire” Lucky? Lucky once: PayPal Lucky twice: Tesla making EVs mainstream when the entire auto industry doubted it could be done Lucky three times: Building orbital rockets with boosters that literally fly back and land Lucky four times: Starlink bringing internet to places that never had it Lucky five times: Neuralink letting people with paralysis control computers using nothing but their thoughts At some point, it stops being luck and starts being the work you’re too lazy to see or understand Most of the people attacking Elon have never shipped a product, never made a payroll, never bet everything they own on an idea the whole world laughed at You have to be a special kind of stupid to have never built a damn thing yourself and still think you’re smarter than the man who’s actually building the future Elon did exactly that in 2008 and almost lost everything trying to keep Tesla and SpaceX alive And in 50 years, nobody will remember the takes Everyone will remember the rockets
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Elon Musk stutters. Not occasionally. Consistently. In almost every interview and public appearance, there are moments where he pauses mid sentence for 3 to 5 seconds, searching for a word that his brain has processed but his mouth cannot produce. The pauses are long enough that interviewers visibly shift in discomfort. The audience holds its breath. The man who runs 6 companies simultaneously cannot always produce the next word in a sentence. The speaking difficulty is not a performance. It is not a thinking pause (though he has those too). It is a genuine processing bottleneck between his thoughts and his speech. His brain operates faster than his verbal output system can manage. The thoughts are there. The words lag. The lag produces the stutter, the filler sounds, and the long silences that define his public speaking. As a child in South Africa, the speaking difficulty was more pronounced. He was slow to speak. He was quiet in class. Teachers assumed he was intellectually behind. The boy who was reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica at 9 was perceived as struggling because his verbal output didn't match his cognitive input. The gap between what he knew and what he could say was the first version of a pattern that would follow him for life. The irony is devastating: the man whose companies depend on public trust, investor confidence, and media communication is physiologically disadvantaged at the one activity that produces all three. Every keynote, every earnings call, every interview requires him to perform the skill his nervous system handles worst. He does it anyway. Poorly. Consistently. Without avoiding it. He has never used a teleprompter. He has never used scripted remarks. He speaks live, stutters live, pauses live, and recovers live. The refusal to script is not bravery. It is authenticity pushed to a point that makes his communications team visibly nervous. The man would rather stutter through the truth than fluently deliver a script. The most powerful communicator of the 21st century, the man whose tweets move markets and whose vision has redirected entire industries, cannot always finish a sentence without a 5 second pause. The words don't come easy. They never have. He says them anyway. And the world that watches him stumble through a keynote then watches him land a rocket and concludes that the stumble is what makes the landing believable. The man is not polished. He is real. The stutter is the proof.
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Where the Annunaki actually came from.
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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 20
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump announces the United States will have to WITHDRAW from European nations if they fall to the invasion and become anti-Western "If they don't soon find their way, we will have no choice but to LEAVE." 🤯 "When we asked for help in Iran...we spend so much on NATO...they weren't there to help!" "It's something we can NEVER forget." America has spent decades and trillions defending Europe. Trump is done doing it without getting anything back 🔥 If Europe won't defend its own borders, why should Americans bail them out?! STEP UP, EUROPE. Shut your borders, surge defense spending, and NEVER fall to the invaders of the 3rd world!
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Starlink slowed down for a couple days in Ukraine so a bunch of Europeans and a bunch of Democrats have declared that Elon Musk is the most evil person to ever live. "Elon is the worst human being ever." "As soon as our technology catches up to Elon's, we will boycott his products!" "SpaceX and Starlink are dead!" Look at you fools go. All because Elon allegedly didn't do everything in his power to help Ukraine. Wait until you dumb f*cks hear about your hero, Barack Obama. After Putin annexed Crimea and moved 30,000 troops to the Ukrainian border, Obama refused to give Ukraine weapons to defend itself. And he refused for years. Surely you Ukraine fans remember that right? Surely you remember the President of Ukraine standing before Congress, begging for weapons to defend Ukraine. You must because you all love Ukraine. Surely you remember Obama's speech in 2014 at the NATO summit. If you don't, you should watch Fox News because they are currently playing my video of his speech. During his speech Obama said that Russia was a regional power that posed no threat to America, even after Putin invaded part of Ukraine. How could that be? We are told now that if Putin takes Ukraine, he could take the entire world. Was Obama lying back then? Impossible, Obama is incapable of that. During that same speech Obama also said that Ukraine should work out its own future and that many Ukrainians in fact had allegiance to Russia. Obama said that countries regularly break international law and that it wasn't our problem. How could he say that? Obama sounded like "Putin's Puppet" right? You fans of Ukraine must be so angry at Obama. Here's a video of the Ukrainian President begging before Congress for weapons after Putin took Crimea. Say it you Ukraine lovers. Say that Obama is worse than Elon Musk. Will you? Nah. You all are frauds. Also included in the video is Biden in 2018 being asked about the fact that Trump gave Ukraine the weapons to defend itself that Obama would not. Biden said that he agreed with Trump and that he had spent years arguing to Obama to supply Ukraine those same weapons. Come on Ukraine fans. Speak out about Obama like you do about Elon and Trump. 😜
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Physics already told us time isn’t fixed. Einstein proved it bends near gravity, stretches at speed, moves differently depending on where you’re standing. But here’s the version nobody puts in the textbooks: your brain does the exact same thing. When you’re bored, a minute feels like an hour. When you’re in flow — completely locked into something — hours vanish like seconds. When you’re a kid experiencing everything for the first time, summers feel infinite. When you’re an adult running the same routine on autopilot, entire years disappear before you notice. The scary truth? Most people aren’t running out of time. They’re running out of moments worth remembering. Your brain doesn’t store time. It stores experiences. A year of the same routine gets compressed into almost nothing in memory. A single fully-present afternoon can feel like it lasted forever. So the actual hack for a longer life isn’t a supplement or a sleep tracker. It’s attention. Novelty. Presence. Doing things that force your brain to actually pay attention instead of running on autopilot. The more you notice, the longer you live. Not in years — in depth.
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Melissa Redpill
@MelissaRedpillOct 17
Wait for it…
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De WARE toedracht achter de RELLEN.... Het uitroepen van een staat van beleg, om verkiezingen te blokkeren. Luister en huiver.
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I have been a huge comic book fan since I was little. Growing up watching cartoons like The Incredible Hulk and Spiderman and his amazing friends in my underoos paved the way for me to read so many different stories about these super humans, and sometimes aliens. Here's 9 actual people that could give Stan Lee something to write about.
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ELON MUSK: “It's going to be pretty wild that you can have a rocket car. The car has attitude control thrusters and main thrusters in the rear, so it can basically fly like a rocket. It could do rolls. It could do crazy gymnastics. Whatever you want, really. This is not necessarily a safety-optimized car, but it takes the fun meter to 11 out of 10. This will be an actual car that’s on the roads. I’m not sure it’s necessarily legal in all jurisdictions. The car can recharge its air tank, so it’s not like you need special propellant or anything like that. It literally is just going to pop itself up and be able to do these maneuvers whenever you’d like.”
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Elon Musk just created a FLYING CAR. Tesla stunned the entire world with the launch event of the Tesla Roadster. The car just defied gravity hanging upside down, doing mid air barrel rolls over an entire fleet of Teslas and actually flying. The Roadster also went 0-60 MPH in .81 seconds in a live demo. Only Elon could pull this off. The future is here.
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Roadster event livestream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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Max amini hilarious Moments 🤣🤣🤣#maxamini #standupcomedy
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HOLY SH*T 🚨 Italys Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni exposed Macron for fully supporting the invasion of Europe by illegal immigrants I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ❤️
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Elon Musk was asked at a private dinner what he would do if SpaceX and Tesla both failed simultaneously and he lost every dollar. The question was intended as a hypothetical ice breaker. His answer lasted 8 minutes and the table went silent. He said he would move into the cheapest apartment he could find, buy a computer, and start building the next thing within 24 hours. Not in a week. Not after processing the loss. Within 24 hours. He said the loss of the money would not bother him. The loss of the companies would devastate him. But the devastation would last one night. The building would start the next morning. Someone at the table asked what the "next thing" would be. He said he didn't know and that the not knowing wouldn't slow him down. "The thing finds you. You just have to be building when it arrives." The answer reveals something about his relationship with money that most people misunderstand. Money is not the goal. Money is not even the scorecard. Money is the fuel that lets the machine run. Losing the fuel is a logistics problem. Losing the machine is a psychological one. He can survive the logistics problem overnight. The psychological recovery takes a morning. This is the same man who put his last $35 million into SpaceX when both companies were failing. He did not diversify. He did not hedge. He put every remaining dollar into the thing he was building because the alternative, having money but no machine, was worse to him than having no money and a machine that might work. The table at the dinner expected him to say something about resilience or growth mindset. Instead they got a man who described total financial destruction with the same emotional weight that most people describe losing a parking spot. The money is replaceable. The morning is for building. The building doesn't wait for recovery. Recovery IS building. "The thing finds you. You just have to be building when it arrives." The richest man alive doesn't fear losing everything. He fears stopping.
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My wife saw this post (video stolen from @ItsKimJava), now going viral again and asked me about it, so I showed her this 2018 interview clip most people have never seen: @elonmusk ’s side of the Eberhard story, which is crucial context:
Elon Musk is worth $908 billion, and this weekend he asked world-class engineers to come join Tesla. Tesla once tried to cancel the sale of one car to the man who named the company. Martin Eberhard had already paid for Founders Series car number 2, and he had to sue to get it. Eberhard started Tesla with Marc Tarpenning in 2003 and was its first CEO. Musk wrote the biggest check of the first round, became chairman and later blamed Eberhard for the Roadster's delays and overruns. "I had paid full price in advance for this car. And they tried to rescind that deal," he says. Before he got it, a Tesla test driver drove it into the back of a truck. The car became part of his 2009 lawsuit against Musk. Founders Series cars were meant to carry a plaque signed by Eberhard and Tarpenning. By delivery he had been pushed out, and the plaque Tesla sent later had other people's signatures, not theirs. His license plate now reads FOUNDER. His daily Roadster came off a used lot in Los Angeles with about 175 miles on it. The previous owner, he says, was Justine Musk, who won it in the divorce and never drove it. Nobody had to sue for that one.
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Last night, before I slept, I told my @bot to go through the raw footage of every Starship launch, from Flight 1 all the way to Flight 14, using only official SpaceX footage bc I wanted it to put together the best moments from each flight, in order, so I could actually see how far this rocket has come. I woke up to an 11-minute video. I pressed play and watched the entire thing. And I have to say, watching all 14 flights back to back gave me an even greater appreciation for Elon and the SpaceX team. You can see the progress with your own eyes on both the things that went right and also went wrong. Every explosion, every failed landing, every lost ship taught them something. And instead of backing down, they kept building, fixing, testing, and flying. I remember A LOT of people wrote Starship off after Flight 1. Then they did it again after Flights 7 and 8, when two ships blew up on back-to-back missions. SpaceX never quit. I really believe Starship is one of the most incredible engineering stories of our lifetime. 1/ April 20, 2023 — Flight 1 The first time the fully stacked Starship ever left the ground. Engines were failing, the booster never separated from the ship, and the launch destroyed much of the pad. The rocket made it roughly 24 miles into the sky before breaking apart. I still remember people acting like the entire Starship program was finished that day. SpaceX went back, rebuilt the launch pad, fixed what went wrong, and prepared to fly again. 2/ November 18, 2023 — Flight 2 Just seven months later, all 33 booster engines fired successfully. SpaceX pulled off hot staging for the first time, separating the two stages while engines were firing and Starship reached space. They still lost both stages, but compare this to Flight 1. It was already a completely different outcome. 3/ March 14, 2024 — Flight 3 For the first time, Starship made it far enough to attempt reentry from space. SpaceX also opened the payload door in space, an important step toward deploying satellites. The booster broke apart during its landing attempt in the Gulf, and the ship was lost during reentry. But they were now testing things they couldn't even reach on the first two flights. 4/ June 6, 2024 — Flight 4 The booster made a controlled splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico. Meanwhile, Starship came screaming back through the atmosphere with one of its flaps badly damaged and burning. I remember watching that flap practically fall apart on the livestream. Somehow, the ship kept flying, maintained control, and made it all the way to the ocean. That was unbelievable to watch. 5/ October 13, 2024 — Flight 5 The first ever Super Heavy booster catch. I don't think people fully appreciate what happened here. SpaceX launched a massive rocket, brought the booster back to the launch site, and caught it in midair using two giant mechanical arms attached to the launch tower. Nobody had EVER done anything like that with a rocket booster before... something that sounded impossible had just become real. 6/ November 19, 2024 — Flight 6 SpaceX called off the planned booster catch bc of a problem at the tower, so the booster made a controlled splashdown instead. But the ship achieved another huge milestone. It restarted a Raptor engine in space for the first time. That's an important capability for controlled orbital operations and eventually returning from orbit. The ship also survived reentry and splashed down in daylight. And they even had a banana inside the ship to show when it reached zero gravity. 7/ January 16, 2025 — Flight 7 A new generation of Starship made its debut. SpaceX successfully caught the booster for the second time. Then things went wrong... the ship lost engines and broke apart over the Caribbean. It was a major setback, especially after the progress made on earlier flights, but the team didn't hide from what happened. They showed it, studied it, and went back to work. 8/ March 6, 2025 — Flight 8 Another successful booster catch, the third one. Then the ship suffered engine failures and was lost over the Caribbean again. Two Starships destroyed on consecutive flights. The criticism was everywhere, and plenty of people were convinced the program was going backward. This is where I think the SpaceX team deserves enormous respect. They had already proven the booster could be caught. Now they had to figure out what was happening to the ship. They didn't give up. 9/ May 27, 2025 — Flight 9 For the first time, SpaceX launched a Super Heavy booster that had already flown. This was the same booster caught during Flight 7, and 29 of its 33 engines had previously flown. Pretty cool to know that an enormous rocket booster was being reused. The booster broke apart during its landing attempt though. The ship reached engine cutoff, but a leak caused it to lose control, preventing the planned satellite deployment. Another difficult flight with another set of lessons. But on the positive side, reusable Starship hardware had officially flown again. 10/ August 26, 2025 — Flight 10 After losing three ships in a row, SpaceX finally completed another Starship flight. And this one was a big deal. For the first time, Starship deployed a payload... eight Starlink satellite simulators, released one after another. The ship also restarted an engine in space, survived reentry, and reached its planned splashdown area. It eventually tipped over and caught fire after reaching the water. The booster also made it to the Gulf, although it was destroyed on impact. No catch was planned. Still, after everything that had happened on Flights 7, 8, and 9, seeing that ship make it through the mission was awesome. 11/ October 13, 2025 — Flight 11 Exactly one year after the first booster catch. This was the final flight of that Starship version. SpaceX deployed more satellite simulators and brought both stages back to controlled ocean splashdowns. What stood out to me was how much more complete these flights were becoming... the team was finally putting together the things it had spent the previous two years learning. 12/ May 22, 2026 — Flight 12 The first flight of Starship V3, launching from the new pad. A new version of the rocket meant another round of testing, with new hardware and new challenges. The booster didn't survive its landing attempt, but the ship successfully deployed its test satellites and made it through to splashdown. That's the thing about developing something this complicated. Even when you solve one problem, the next version can introduce brand new ones. The SpaceX team kept learning. 13/ July 24, 2026 — Flight 13 Starship deployed 20 real next-generation Starlink V3 satellites for the first time, on a trajectory designed to bring them back down. And the splashdown was incredible. The ship descended so gently that it stayed in one piece, floated on the water, and continued communicating with SpaceX. The booster didn't make it through its landing burn, but the ship showed just how far its reentry and landing control had come. 14/ September 28, 2026 — Flight 14 And then came orbit. After 13 test flights, Starship finally achieved orbital insertion. SpaceX deployed 26 REAL Starlink V3 satellites, and this time they stayed in orbit. Elon later confirmed that all 26 were working. The ship experienced an early engine shutdown, so SpaceX adjusted the mission. Instead of flying the planned roughly 10 hours and six orbits, they brought it down after a little over three hours, splashing down north of Hawaii. The booster made its planned splashdown in the Gulf. There was no catch attempt on this mission. What mattered most here was that SpaceX put real next-generation Starlink satellites into orbit, satellites that are too large for Falcon 9 to launch in their current form. This was a MASSIVE step toward what Starship was built to do. But really... think about the difference. On April 20, 2023, Starship makes it 24 miles high, fails to separate, breaks apart, and leaves the launch pad badly damaged. And then, three and a half years later, going through 13 flights, countless hours of engineering, rebuilding, testing, fixing things that failed, and trying again... On September 28, 2026, the 14th flight, Starship reaches orbit and deploys 26 next-generation operating Starlink satellites. These were all successful flights followed by failures. There were historic booster catches followed by ships exploding. There were moments when it looked like SpaceX had solved something, only for an entirely new problem to show up on the next flight. But every time... Elon and the team came back. That's what makes this video so powerful to me. We're watching what happens when thousands of incredibly talented people refuse to quit on something they believe is possible. Then on Friday, Elon said he now believes SpaceX becoming worth more than $1,000 trillion is a possible outcome. FYI, he didn't believe that before. For perspective, $SPCX is worth roughly $2.2 trillion today... to even have a chance of getting anywhere near that level, Starship needs to become far more than a rocket that occasionally reaches orbit. It needs to launch massive payloads reliably, become rapidly reusable, dramatically lower the cost of reaching space, and open up opportunities that simply aren't possible with today's rockets. That includes deploying much larger Starlink satellites, building infrastructure in orbit, and eventually making human missions to the Moon and Mars possible on an entirely different scale. And that's why the progress across these 14 flights matters so much. I don't think most people appreciate how difficult it is to build something like Starship. Or how many things have to go right, one after another, to turn a rocket this ambitious into something that flies routinely. We're still very early... there's a lot left to prove. But look at what this team has already accomplished. I've followed SpaceX for years, and watching these 11 minutes made me appreciate the people behind these launches even more. The engineers, technicians, launch crews, and everyone working behind the scenes to make the next flight better than the last. They deserve an enormous amount of credit. If you only watch Flight 14, you'll see an incredible rocket... but if you start with Flight 1 and watch everything that happened along the way, you'll understand why I have so much faith in this team. A lot of people have doubted them over the years. Every time something explodes, those people came back. And every time, SpaceX got back to work to prove them wrong. Never bet against Elon and the SpaceX team... I believe they are going to make the vehicle that this entire company's future depends on - Starship - successful.
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