Meddlesome Matty

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Someone walks four English Mastiffs down the middle of my road, two on either side. It looks like he's driving a chariot. I don't think they are taxed.

Ridiculous.

amazon.co.uk/photos/share/1W… Look at this sweet memory that has come up from this day in 2020. Yes, please remind me of the time something flew into my eye on a Pandemic Legal Daily Walk. (N.B. This was a week or so after the incident. At first my whole eyeball was red.)

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That feeling when you are packing your bags after four nights in your B&B and you spot the usb charging points in the bedside lamp bases. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today's lesson from The University of Three Bean Salad in Machynlleth was about Jousting Pigs.

Oh my! What a sight to see in the Capital of Comedy! @beansaladpod @machcomedyfest

Could have been worse. The bat might have had rabies. reddit.com/r/travel/s/25Afyp…

A useful bit of Welsh vocab.

🎶I've been around the world but I, I... have never been to Wales before 😲

In awe this week that @benpartridge persuaded The Actor Ted Danson to actually appear in @beefanddairy , and that @MikeBubbins secured 70's theme tune legend Mike Post to compose the Mammoth title music. A double lesson in chutzpah 👏👏👏

This is...well...wait...what??? Words fail me. 🤯

I think a bit of moisture must have got inside my Spotify, because one ad thought my nearest Currys is in Canterbury, and now the latest advert was in Dutch. 🌷

What do I say to the colleague who can't enter a room without bursting into song? Last week it was "Hot Cross Buns, Hot Cross Buns, One a penny, two a penny, Hot Cross Buns". It's like working with a hybrid of Hyacinth Bucket and Hilda Ogden. #ShootMeNow

Stranded at Liverpool Street station with all trains cancelled. Are you going to organise buses and taxis for us @greateranglia ? At present you are offering no solutions. We need to know that you will get us home. Thank you.

Our local park keepers have reseeded some grass areas by a main entrance and used copious quantities of chicken manure. The princess noses of the local primary school children can't handle it. Not that keen myself. 🐔💩

Baffled by all the people tweeting that they have been able to hang their washing out on the line today for the first time. Mine goes outside all year round. 🤷🏻‍♀️