The ultimate bonding experience, the King Kong giant ape nips double-slide of love and unity -
two go in, and… two come out at the bottom, but at least you’re both wondering wtf just happened, TOGETHER
#kingkong #love #wtf #showmethemlongnips
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Diogenes the cynic. Known pubic nudity, defecated, urinaiton, and masturbation. He also really hated Plato for some reason.
#NakedPhilosophy
Men @LKPpodcast riddle me this, would you, could you, actually be stopped from watching porn?
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My mind while playing Dead Space. Be scared, don't be scared, be scared, don't be scared, SCARED
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Tom Leykis is an older, fatter Andrew Tate. And, it is reported that he has a tiny, smelly testicle.
#podcast
#FORCEDORGASMS
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For those of you that care, our "Avatar II - Shittiest Film Review" is available early on Patreon. Album art to follow.
Heya guys @LKPpodcast @LKP_KYjelly @JMoneyLKP @BigcatLkp @lkp_conman
Think we can help adjudicate this seriously pressing matter?
Yo @JMoneyLKP, you do a lot of driving right? You ever spot this fucker before? We need to follow it to the source
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BREAKING FOOTAGE: Pasadena tornado captured on film. Stay safe
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If Madison Grant isn't saving the American Bison or establishing the Bronx Zoo, you can find him categorizing human races by levels of superiority. Who's on top? You guessed it, whites. A tree hugging racist. Wild.
#racist
#FORCEDORGASMS
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Terrible to hear about the Mass Shooting at Monterey Park. This is why we can't have nice things
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Happy birthday John Hancock, signer of the Declaration of Independence and holder of the funniest name. Kamala Harris recently forgot part of the document for some reason. This is how the RINO's reacted
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shout out to daddy elon for reinstating @LKPpodcast
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Jason David Frank, green (then white) @PowerRangers has been taken from us. @BigcatLkp didn't you rock the same soul patch during your emo phase?
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@LKP_KYjelly is the biggest consumer of #truecrime on this #podcast. His wine to crime ratio suggests that he is an upset customer demanding to speak to the manager of the last functioning Ponderosa Steakhouse in the tri-state area.
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FYI if you’re in the #Alamogordo area this weekend, @LKPpodcast band #FurryCumMachine will be hitting off our 10 city Southwest/Northwest tour @JMoneyLKP @LKP_Sean @lkp_conman @LKP_KYjelly #metal #industrial #shoegaze #jazzfusion #hardcore
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Good morning, you rotten fucks!
@BigcatLkp @JMoneyLKP @lkp_conman @LKP_KYjelly @LKP_Sean
#PodcastAndChill #podcast #WakeUp

















