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Professional mermaid, expert pizza eater. Insta: @llmcclell

New York, NY
Joined February 2014
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We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us. We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.
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So damn tired of living in a country that treats Black grief as a threat and white rage as a sacrament
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
this had to be said. stop tagging me in BS. cops are not the justice system, end of story.
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As you all are switching to black brands, here are a few of my daily essentials:
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If you’re not working for justice, stop calling for peace.
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
How to #Obamagate (take 2) (for hardcore fans only)
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I ask my students to send me photos of their dogs doing class work. It’s an under-appreciated photography genre.
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
UPDATE: the sing-a-long has been moved to FRIDAY! WOO-HOO!!! Join @ChristinaSajous @ethansaslater and @KelvinMoonLoh on @SpongeBob’s Instagram an hour before and then tune in to @Nickelodeon and belt ya faces off 💛🧽#spongebobmusical #spongebobmusicallive #Nickelodeon #spongebob
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
Please watch this doc from Queens Hospital explain how to relieve respiratory symptoms. For last 2 weeks I've had all symptoms of C19 (tho haven't been tested) & did this on doc husband's advice. I'm fully recovered & technique helped a lot. youtu.be/HwLzAdriec0 via @YouTube
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
These ladies put the hot in “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.” 💪 Get your tickets to the gun show...err #RockofAges: rockofagesmusical.com/. 📷: @LLMcClell
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
We rock 'n' rolled all night with @dotmariejones! 🤘 You can party with us too, 8x a week. 🎉 rockofagesmusical.com #RockofAges
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Can we just....take a moment!? #SpongeBobMusicalLive
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
What's been your favorite moment of the broadcast? #SpongeBobMusicalLive
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This is a clear and simple summary of the situation and the ultimate question.
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Teenagers: *Smoke Juuls* Gov: *Contacts e-cigarette companies to tell them to stop endangering kids, forces them to re-evaluate their advertising, bans flavored cartridges, funds campaign to end teen smoking* Teenagers: *Literally shot & killed in their schools* Gov:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
RETWEET if you wish we could SAVE BIKINI BOTTOM for realz on Broadway. @SpongeBobBway – at Manhattan, NY
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5 reasons you HAVE to see @SpongeBobBway before it ends its Broadway run in September! bit.ly/2ujnTYu
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WATCH: The cast of @SpongeBobBway performs @PanicAtTheDisco's “(Just A) Simple Sponge” on @TheView bit.ly/SpongeBob-Not-a-Simpl…
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
omg these are amazing have y'all seen these?!?!? @jennyanina you're fin-tastic!!!! nitter.gq/broadwaybox/status/968…
Exclusive @SpongeBobBway photos! Go backstage and behind the scenes of Bikini Bottom at Broadway's #SpongeBob: bit.ly/2CqdeSj 📸 by @jennyanina
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Lauralyn McClelland retweeted
Thanks to @ladyantebellum for their inspiring song! #hilarious #spongebobbway nitter.gq/jkrobatsch/status/9534… – at Weston, CT
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