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I typically look at life’s challenges as semicolons.
(Learnt this from someone who used to be dear to me)
Life will throw things but like a semicolon, that pause will get a new statement afterwards and only you decide the flow.
It’s why no matter who died, I will sleep and eat
You guys hated that woman from day one.
There’s nothing she tweets that some of you don’t put under a microscope looking for faults.
She will have a beautiful life with her family regardless of hope.
People not in civil service can go and eat dust abi?
How hard is it to fucking put that subsidy in place and let everything go back to pre 2023?
𝗙𝗚 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗡70,000 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝘅 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀
𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/fg-approves-n700…
ALT FG
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
Supermarkets and high end restaurants in northern Kaduna state don’t sell alcohol.
I always find it weird.
Eshémoha🇳🇬 retweeted
I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
I have been in a meeting since 11am.
I don tire!
Funny thing is, I have a presentation to make here so I can’t even sneak out
9 arrest too small.
You ca arrest over 900k weekly.
Double down
Operation Blackout is taking the fight directly to the international cybercriminal networks stealing billions from Americans.
Our latest operation in Nigeria delivered:
9 ARRESTS.
53 electronic devices seized.
$11 MILLION in potentially freezable funds identified across multiple countries.
These scam centers exploit innocent victims, steal life savings, and operate across international borders believing they are beyond the reach of law enforcement.
They’re wrong.
Thanks to Nigerian law enforcement and our partners in London for their outstanding cooperation.
To the criminals targeting Americans from overseas: JUSTICE WILL FIND YOU.
Manipulator
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
See APC abeg. God forbid this demonic gathering.
So they should have bought it in secret abi?
The problem isn’t the flamboyant purchase, is that he showcased it?
Dayo Israel, this is peak insensitivity!
You have handed ADC and NDC fresh ammunition and given Arise TV, Ojy Okpe, ABATI and Rufai something to feast on tomorrow.
At a time Nigerians are struggling with the effects of reforms, you chose to flaunt SUVs for youth leaders. What exactly is the public supposed to make of this?
You have made selling Mr President’s reforms to Nigerians even harder.
You cannot preach sacrifice to the people while flaunting privilege in their faces. This is how you turn public frustration into political ammunition for the opposition.
