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Alcova, Wyoming
Joined October 2011
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ayo fuck bill clinton for the telecommunications act of 1996 because i would have been such a fire drive-time dj on a local fm station with golden oldies programming. literally what i was put on this earth to do and its a career that don’t exist anymore bc of media conglomeration
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Many excellent observations made about this clip. Here is the reality behind all of them: The worshipers of White genocide have complete, ironclad rule of the entire professional class, globally. I don't know what to do about that, but it's the concrete fact.
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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Officer boomers are talking about how much prostitutes cost in Germany in 1974. Makes me wish covid was real and actually got em all
Boomers in the office are arguing about their two years in Germany in the 70's and how it qualifies them for $2600 a month
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Had to delete a post with zero likes after two hours. Even the best posters in the game bomb once in a while. Keeps us humble.
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Officer boomers are talking about how much prostitutes cost in Germany in 1974. Makes me wish covid was real and actually got em all
Boomers in the office are arguing about their two years in Germany in the 70's and how it qualifies them for $2600 a month
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Consensus seems to be $4 a go
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I don’t think many people have the ability to zoom all the way out and really understand how the constant exploitation of the American people by literally everyone in every way possible is effecting the average person psychologically.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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The ethnic nepotism machine in Microsoft has grown so rabid that this company can no longer even justify its behavior in terms of maximizing shareholder value. It's behavior is functionally indistinguishable from a formal branch of the Indian government.
Microsoft is de facto an Indian company. It is a hostile foreign organization who's goal is to cram as many filthy Indians into our country as humanly possible. Time to put it six feet under. We don't need anything it's selling.
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15 years on tweeter, what a thought. I'll be pouring one out for all the lost mutuals.
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Love putting too much pepper on my soup.
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Rough couple of weeks, lotta stuff has come out about the PD & our last few months. Command staff & nearly everyone "in charge" at the state turned out to be screwing us over the entire time. Blood in the water, once there was even a hint of us going out everybody wanted a piece.
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Guys I knew & respected, worked with daily for years, were actively chopping us up for parts or budget allotments nearly as soon as they heard. Reminds me of prison, when a shotcaller gets hurt or sick & they immediately begin carving up his business. I guess I was terribly naive
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Nurses that exclusively work night shifts
whats a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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My advice to young men is just do whatever because it doesn’t really matter anyway
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My uncle was a quiet depressive man. At family picnics he’d stare into his beer in silence. Then someone would bring up the war. He’d spring to life, spit flying from his mouth as he described in vivid detail his days slaughtering the Vietcong, a light in his eyes I’ve never seen
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You’re settling in for a good bro movie in the 23rd century:
🤖 Made with AI
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I really wish we would have done better for the future of this country.
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"Wotan, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Wotan. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."
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