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Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
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Feels good to be verified before all of you 😌
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I miss the OG Twitter X just isn't the same
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☀️🇬🇷 – at Oia, Greece
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youtube.com/watch?v=ODSB2X58… Song brings me great memories.
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☀️🇬🇷 – at Oia, Greece
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All of those people are now irrelevant in my life and probably don’t remember any of those favors or realize how much I fucked with them at the time to give them my last. Only one person helped me out when I was going through it and that’s @LMM. Still need to get you right bro.
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Ross Ulbricht, the creator of the infamous Silk Road, has been pardoned by Donald Trump.
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Just seen the baddest bitch ever at top golf my goodness
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if your mom doesn’t question the legality of your money, you’re definitely not making enough.
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Instead of teaching fear of pregnancy, we should teach fear of childlessness
Birthrates in Sweden is now at the lowest levels since records began on 1749. Birthrates in Britain is now at the lowest levels since records began in 1938. This is a disaster. Why are the fertility rates collapsing so much?
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Moe dis nicca was outside w da fire hydrant Up his ass 😭😭😭😂
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Russia's first time traveller has returned. Guess what he said: In September Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits. They discover that the DNC has legal power to choose a replacement without a National vote! Weird huh? You'll never guess who they chose.
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bro… 😭😭
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Still a poet @ heart. I just don’t tap dance for nostalgia heads 🫶
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He's 22 years old (still very young), and reality is hitting him hard in real-time. 22 used to be the age when both men and women settled down; he'd be better off in a simpler time. Many men are ready for marriage, but they've been born into a world gone awry.
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Careful what you read on the internet. The best source of information about the SEC is the SEC.
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