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@LMStewarty

May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹

Joined October 2011
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Day 1: I acknowledge the tools I have at my disposal.
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I dont think we realise how crazy it is that in Trinbago ALONE, we have a natural pool, a reef, the world's largest brain coral, two swamps, mudvolcanoes and the world's largest deposite of natural asphalt.
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Harmony@papalaps__Nov 2
Yeah so Tobago Carnival has proven my theory that road march is a problem & that the road experience in Trinidad would be remarkably better if DJs weren’t confined to playing the same 5 songs/most recent songs on the road🤷🏽‍♀️
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The Nature Girl
@thenatureegirlOct 28
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a task, hoping it completes itself.
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Road painting but the potholes and lakes that we’re used to persist. #District1 #WeWinningYet
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If we worry about our sons a bit more, maybe we could worry about our daughters a bit less. #Overheard
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This is something unhooked from phonics would stand up outside Parliment and say to reporters.
Ole’ Saint Rick 🎄🎅🏾 || District 2 (@dherrick_) profile pictureOle’ Saint Rick 🎄🎅🏾 || District 2@dherrick_Oct 23
I see someone say it’s a mobile post so it supposed to move 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@justjargonsOct 21
We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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A country should not be run on its leader’s mood swings. #ThankYouForComingToMyTedTalk
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@tumiszn_Oct 17
I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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Hermit@hermitfriendOct 15
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Really really happy to see CNC3 news no longer has the appearance of their deeply melanated reporters akin to the offspring of Thanos. Kudos on (finally) getting colour balance correct. I’m proud of you you know.
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Habibi@raynyday7Oct 8
Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
clara (@clarafables) profile pictureclara@clarafablesOct 7
Gun pointed to your head, name a Moon.
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererOct 5
The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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My advice also, but to the unborn.
Buhle (@Guluvakazi_sa) profile pictureBuhle@Guluvakazi_saOct 2
my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.
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The Goddess Particle@RoanntaSep 29
The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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soosoorandom@soosoorandomSep 27
Maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.
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Brian: District 5🇹🇹@John868ttSep 23
Is not now KFC dissapointing
jellz (@jellzman) profile picturejellz@jellzmanSep 23
people are upset that the real krunch dawg sandwich from kfc doesn’t look like the ai generated one from the ads lol
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Nobody: Me: *singing away lustily to the radio* Mumsy: Yeah girl sing. We really need the rain to fall whole day. #PrayersForLMS
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Jihan Roberts@shoesbyFISSep 24
Don’t ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short you’d be forgotten as of midnight tonight
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