That awkward moment when you get a text from someone cute, then spend a whole hour drafting a response.
The last chocolate in a box really does taste better. #fact
I'm back. Sorry, I was away. Had a road accident. Recovered now. I shall post funny tweets now...
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Kids foods that keep the doctor away - bit.ly/10uaGHc - sp
You are still on Windows 7? I already have Windows 95. #ThingsClientsSay
That awkward moment when you realize Jack did not die at the end of Titanic. He wakes up on a beach in Inception.
Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.

