Freelance writer • Bad at fighting games • Read my words @Eurogamer, @IGN, @RockPaperShot and @PCGamer • He/Him • [email protected]
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Super excited to announce that my retrospective piece on Dragon’s Dogma just went live on @eurogamer !
Was an absolute joy working with the incredible Christian Donlan for this one. Pure top bloke. eurogamer.net/dragons-dogma-…
Was wondering why I’d lost so many followers and assumed that there’d be a bot culling but NOPE, those assholes are still there and instead several accounts that I actually enjoyed following deleted themselves because Elon is a bellend
This app is so cooked
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My first ever news story for Eurogamer just went live and it's about... how someone managed to upload a screenshot of Shrek fighting some sexy anime girls to Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero's World Library
eurogamer.net/bandai-namco-b…
The meta in Dragon Ball Sparking Zero has resulted in the funniest top 10 most played list conceivable.
Yajirobe, Spopovich, Recoome and Mr. Satan in the top 10. I couldn’t cook up a dumber list than this if I tried.
Please never fix this Bandai.
I sound slightly different than usual but here's the video version of my Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero review for Eurogamer!
(shout out to Jim Trinca for somehow doing the voice over with a straight face)
youtube.com/watch?v=mOhUK8jE…
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Are you playing Metaphor: ReFantazio?
Are you worried you might not be getting the most out of your 120+ hour-long adventure?
Are you hoping some dude who already played it wrote a 10 Top Tips guide about it?
Are you a fan of clicking links?
pcgamer.com/games/rpg/metaph…
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how do I contact The Gamer and ask them to print a retraction
After The Medium, there was plenty of good reasons to doubt the studio. thegamer.com/silent-hill-2-b…
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Extremely late to the party, but I reviewed Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero for Eurogamer and, well, it's peak I'm afraid.
Sparking! Zero is everything Dragon Ball fans will have wanted, but it's also just a blast for those unbothered by its extensive fan-service.
Our review: eurogamer.net/dragon-ball-sp…
ALT Official Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero key art showing Goku and other Dragon Ball characters charging attacks in front of a purple galactic background. Eurogamer 4/5
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ok at this point this is legitimately just content theft
Google is testing "Quick view" buttons that show your content on Google, leaving the searcher with little reason to click over to your site - not good Google seroundtable.com/google-quic… via @tomcritchlow
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Lewis Parker retweeted
As promised. Here's my review of Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero. I was sincerely surprised with how much I enjoyed this one, and it's a celebration that feels even more special after Toriyama's passing.
pcgamer.com/games/fighting/d…
my thoughts are currently with any video game media editors working today
Metaphor: ReFantazio, Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO, and the Alien: Isolation 2 announcement. all of this dropped within like 20 minutes of each other. good lord.
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Metaphor: ReFantazio review: A beautiful, 100-hour-long journey from beginning to end, Metaphor takes the best elements of Persona 5 and somehow improves on them. trib.al/zYyGgUz
I reviewed Metaphor: ReFantazio for PC Gamer and lemme tell you, it really earned that 95/100.
I've reviewed so many bangers this year, yet this ended up being the best of them all.
pcgamer.com/games/rpg/metaph…
Ratchet is playable in the same game as Rivet.
Joel is playable in the same game as Ellie.
Uncharted: Lost Legacy is a spin-off.
Funnily enough, Atreus is also playable alongside Kratos. That doesn’t seem to bother these people tho. I wonder why?
Just say you hate women bro.
Startmenu is a beautiful site full of beautiful people (and @SMcCrae_) and they deserve your support.
The current and next generations of game journos are finding their footing here, due in part to @BasicalliLexi tireless support. I wouldn’t be where I am today without them.
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With 2XKO, Riot aims to make a beginner-friendly fighting game - but will that ever be possible?
eurogamer.net/with-2xko-riot…
Once again I am happy to announce that I am back on Eurogamer.
This time they let me waffle on about Riot's 2XKO alpha, and my hopes for its future. eurogamer.net/with-2xko-riot…
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Pinning this for a hot minute. I'd love to be put up for MCV's 30 under 30 this year given it's my last year to be eligible (18/12/1995).
If you've ever enjoyed my work I'd be incredibly grateful for a nomination. Here's some of the stuff I'm proud of
mcvuk.com/30under30/
lol. lmao. everything on their website is AI-generated.
When people say journalism is dying, just remember that Google was the one that killed it by promoting this kind of slop.
Truly incredible, helpful content on Google right now. Like how is this even possible for someone to abuse the system like this
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