@LPizzle

Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

 Somewhere in my head
lamontpricelive.com
Joined February 2009
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Lamont Price@LPizzleOct 14
Don't ever ask me why I'm mad. This is just one story that made it to the public view because it happens ALL THE TIME
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Lamont Price@LPizzleOct 14
Replying to @Lizzs_Lockeroom
Get your coins, Lizz!
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@LPizzle
Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 13
On this date in 1989, Michael Myers returned in "Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers"! Released on Friday the 13th, the fifth installment pitted the masked killer against his young niece, Jamie Lloyd. BITE-SIZED FACT | Danielle Harris returned as Jamie, continuing the story introduced in "Halloween 4." #80s
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Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum
@MrGee54Oct 8
Damani Felder
@TheDamaniFelderOct 7
I am a 34 year old black man and I will be voting Republican up and down the ballot in Texas this November 🇺🇸
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35 years, you fools keithknight.substack.com/p/t…
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Billy Slobin@wbslobinOct 5
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@LPizzle these are all great
Kari Hansbarger@LadyKdesignsOct 5
Do you have a favorite Val Lewton #FilmNoir #Noirror? Cat People (1942) I Walked with a Zombie (1943) The Leopard Man (1943) The Seventh Victim (1943) The Ghost Ship (1943) The Curse of the Cat People (1944) The Body Snatcher (1945) Isle of the Dead (1945)
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Waking up on October 1st like 🎃 👻 #October #Halloween
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Chad Ecto One@HorrorMovieBBQSep 26
“ORIGINAL BROADCAST OF SNICK HALLOWEEN FROM THE 90S” ::missing commercials:: Ugh then what’s the point?
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Strictly 4 My X’ers@Lizzs_LockeroomSep 23
At this point folks are going to be handing out rocks for Halloween IRL
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Sean Sylver@TheSylverFoxSep 21
New Cracked Rear View podcast: The great @LPizzle picks eight CDs for a penny from a 1993 Columbia House ad. Spotify:open.spotify.com/episode/0dD… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Sean Sylver@TheSylverFoxSep 1
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Lamont Price@LPizzleSep 1
I get to be on the homie @TheSylverFox Cracked Rear View Podcast tonight. We're picking 8 CDs for a penny from The 1993 Columbia House catalog!
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"He looks like he about to do all the things your man won't do lmfaooooooo."- @LPizzle 😂😂😂😂
Strictly 4 My X’ers@Lizzs_LockeroomSep 1
Looking like a 2003 R&B album cover....
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Men pretending to be NFL players is nothing new. I was at dinner w my girlfriends when a guy asked if we wanted to meet Ken Stabler? I said Sure. My girlfriends watched me let this guy dig himself into a hole. Then I told him Kenny is my husband. You should’ve seen his face.
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Charles J. Moore
@charles270Aug 27
I don’t even be in the woods like that, Smokey.
Lamont Price@LPizzleAug 27
When I was a kid I was like "Why Smokey Bear pointing at ME??? I didn't cause this
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Nick Zaino@nzainoAug 19
If you like stories like this one about The Old Howard and learning about Boston's comedy and live entertainment history, please like, subscribe, and share the Boston Comedy Radio Substack! bostoncomedyradio.substack.c…
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My 3D glasses didn't work lol 🙃 @LPizzle
Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sAug 13
“Friday the 13th Part 3D” premiered in theaters today, August 13, 1982. BITE-SIZED FACT | The film marked Jason Voorhees’ first appearance wearing his now-iconic hockey mask, which became one of the most recognizable symbols in horror history.
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Shout out to Julius for his bravery! @LPizzle
Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sJul 28
"Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" was released in theatres today in 1989. BITE-SIZED FACT | Despite its title, most of the film was shot in Vancouver, with only a small portion actually filmed in New York City.
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If anyone else needs to hear this. (IG: candasifamabarnes)
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Let's chill, shall we?
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Did he email this news to everyone?
NFL Rumors
@nflrumsJul 14
🚨🚨 Jon Gruden is reportedly getting an opportunity to test himself as a play-by-play announcer during an NFL preseason game. #NFL #JonGruden
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