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Tweet contents: moaning about the weather or politics, incredibly niche references, Office (UK) or The Thick of It. Occasionally funny (citation needed)

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Joined February 2011
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Still can’t get over how strange it is to see a talented footballer play for Rovers
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Get we get estate agents binned too please. Glorified workflow management process.
Microsoft just did a study on the 40 jobs most at risk by AI and the 40 most secure. A few really surprised, and many we own.
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Before Tadej Pogačar and other riders, a mini Pogi conquered the Tour de France climbs on the route. 🥰 What a lovely video by thecyclingbrothers. #TDF2025
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Finnian’s Oscar. The forgotten one.
Seven years ago today 🗓️ Paul Townend forgetting what his job was on Al Boum Photo 🫣
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I had a bad experience (Surrey) 🎺🎺🎺
Hi @Tesco On Good Friday I experienced the most awful and humiliating experience in your Hurst Park (Surrey) store. I popped in to pick up groceries on my way to visit friends. I used “scan as you go” as I always do, and paid £75.92 for my groceries, using my Apple Pay.
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If this happens and City go up my days on planet earth are numbered.
Rovers going down to League Two City in the play offs for the Premier league End it all now
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Game 1: Guess the state. Game 2: Who should actually be on this home screen Game 3: Find who is going miraculously announce they beat budget to the city.
This is my Home Screen. No distractions, no bullshit. Here's a breakdown of the MOST profitable sportsbooks you NEED to be using... 🧵👇
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Hang this in every broadcasting school as a reminder hosting isn’t about you. How does Jack Whitehall consistently manage it
"That Bosssshh, eh? That Bosh, it just won’t go away. It might hibernate from time to time and sink back into the swamp. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules"
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As a man who is incredibly unfit I’ve somehow managed to make it to a point where the part of the day I look forward to the most (weekdays) is a run. Quite remarkable.
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It’s that time again
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I post this almost every iteration but I must confess to doing quite a lot of this checklist.
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First time we’ve ever seen a BMW indicate their movements
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Justice for shit rigs
RATINGS! #TheTraitors entered its penultimate week last night with 5.2 MILLION people waving goodbye to Linda - and #Uncloaked, the visual podcast on BBC Two, also pulled in 1.2 million viewers - which was over DOUBLE the audience of #LoveIsland on ITV2
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Might want to give the surface name a rebrand.
Lingfield's all-weather card on Friday has been cancelled with the track unfit for racing ❌
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I felt sorry for Yin on The Traitors, then I watched the unpacked show. Doesn’t shut up about clothing.
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Les Miserable experience
The woman behind me at Les Mis who coughed relentlessly through the ENTIRE show like she was about to die at any moment should’ve stayed home because she ruined it for all us. 🤬
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Boxing Day is just the most elite day of the year.
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Christmas highlight
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£100 says this isn’t their only account.
Keep us updated on this Struan. Fucking disgrace if they don’t pay
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At least Shamrock Rovers won’t be winning the worst Irish performance in London this week.
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