Get Schlosst in the Sauce. Texas Longhorn 🤘🏼/Dallas Cowboy 🤠

Austin, TX
Joined March 2023
Texas flipped a 5 ⭐️ DL and they are taking it very well over on the UGA forums 😂😂
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This aged like milk 😂 131 and 3 TDs combined Got sat down real quick
Lamb & Pickens don’t have me worried at ALL tonight. I like my 2. Standing down on all 10 toes.
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Hold that L pussy 😂
Wasn’t doing all that when that Lions player hit you and he was doing all that finger twitching 😂😂😂😂
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It’s called trolling. Walked in your house, kicked your teeth in, walked out w/ a win. If you lose the game keep your fuckin mouth shut
3-4, one of the worst defenses in the league, and are playing a team’s Super Bowl song for a regular season win. Ok, I guess? LOL.
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Tyler Booker once again took this man’s will to live away.
Tyler Booker really bout to get his “Welcome to the NFL” moment week 1 😭
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The Cowboys picked on Mitchell last night, even the broadcast both said so.
Eagles suck but at least my goat Quinyon locks down everyone he faces 🥹
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Dallas should leave Parker in Philly after this. Kids a fucking loser ass coach. Should be working at Walmart
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Schotty can’t be the coach of this team anymore. Parker can’t call the defense anymore either
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The Cowboys secondary is filled with retards
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You have to fire Schotty and Parker after this game. This shit is over
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The Cowboys have basically 2 good players on defense and the rest are fuckin dog shit
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before…Rashan Gary doesn’t set the edge
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Well he can’t argue for yall because you never beat good teams 🤷🏻‍♂️
Paul Finebaum arguing on @FirstTake for Texas to be in the CFP if they go 9-3 is what is wrong with college football.
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Make sure you add that Game Winning rushing TD next time pussy.
He was 5/11 for 41 yards with 1 INT 1 Fumble in the second half
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Remember to say we’re a 5-2 shit show w/ 3 wins against top 11 teams.
Idk what he’s thinking / doing but the sad part is he’ll make incredible throws that are flat out dropped then he overcompensates by forcing terrible throws like this. Texas is a shit show.
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Nope that means those other teams either can’t beat good teams or in your case you play in the Big 12 which is a joke of a conference w/ unserious teams.
That says more about the rankings than anything else
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He outplayed Trinidad so I guess Trinidad doesn’t have it either, right?
Arch Manning just doesn’t have it. That’s alright, regular player
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Let it fuckin rip on the ground
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I’m still trying to figure out how you’re still employed. You do fuckin nothing
Sark loses this game tonight and you try to explain to me how he’s still employed on Monday
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It’s wild to me that a fuckin loser like you has a job talking about college football
68% of the USA population can feel Texas blowing a 24-3 lead tonight. Insanity
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Never seen a group of refs help a team come back in a game more in my life.
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